The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[The Old Judge]

@GG: Maybe you should stop giving witty, sarcastic answers to everything sarcastic I say.

[Metal15]

Nah, no forum or anything. Just a comment...page? You don't have to have an account or anything. And the war was hilarious...until AIO moderators told us to stop. *still feels shame over actions that led to the war*

Oh yeah, I remember the comment area. It was annoying 'cause you'd have to wait for your comment to be approved.

GG was a traitoress before? Is that gonna be in the book, Metal?

Good question. But probably not. A lot of stuff goes on throughout the story, and I wouldn't want that getting in the way of the main plot.

[Helios]

@ Old Judge: But if one has the weapon of wit at one's disposal, why not make every use of it?

BTW, I just noticed that you have GG RULES! written on your avi. You're just teasing her a lot...

Right?

@ Metal: Yet, despite the approving by moderators, we still managed to wage war for about...a month? Which is a good-sized war on there.

So, what exactly is the main plot? How you and PF duke it out in the shambled remains of the castle?

[Doll]

@GG: Maybe you should stop giving witty, sarcastic answers to everything sarcastic I say.

But that would ruin the fun.

GG was a traitoress before? Is that gonna be in the book, Metal?

Good question. But probably not. A lot of stuff goes on throughout the story, and I wouldn't want that getting in the way of the main plot.

Oh, so even though I was an integral part of the story, lead you guys in the battle at our castle against the ERK, you're just going to ignore it ever happened. I guess this book won't be very accurate, then.

[Liz'alike]

*Hides behind Ben so as not to get hit by whatever weaponry Helios holds in her hand*
Seems like there is an awful lot of conflict and chaos over here... I would hate to join such an awful place!

[Helios]

That reminds me...does ERK has it's own castle? I mean, c'mon, they have an anthem and lots of members and....Pound Foolish...but where do they hang out?

Eeek, Liz! Now I'm going to hit Ben! *narrowly misses smashing Ben's pretty face*

Chaos....chaos?

*sigh*

You have given me a blessing from the gods.

But perhaps Metal wouldn't like all the warring going on over here?

[Liz'alike]

I have not been around our wonderful club much in the last 6 months... I'm really only starting to get a bit more involved. But you have inspired me! *grabs hammer and saw* see you later!

[Helios]

6 months! Wow...that's a long time.

Hammer and saw? Oooooooooo

Better run before the nuclear blast radius fills out!

[Liz'alike]

*eyes narrow at Helios* you're just jealous of our unity as a group! Jealous that we aren't afraid to lift each other up! While you're over here planning destruction, we're over there creating friendships and having fun contests!

[Helios]

Unity?

What's that?

Lol, I'm joking. I do know what it is, and actually, we are unified.

Against fighting you guys in that totally non-combative sort of way.

And it's my job to plan destruction. That's why I'm here.

Look at Old Judge's sig.

PS: I'm good friends with some of the ERKers...very good friends...

[Liz'alike]

Fine, you have unity. But you are in the midst of hate and chaos! What a horrible place to be....

Ps. As do I... Thankfully the war doesn't actually spread to the friendships between the two groups. I'd hate to have a Romeo and Juliet thing going on!

[Helios]

Hate and chaos? Please point it out, I hardly see any hate going on around here (the chaos is normal, don't worry).

Romeo and Juliet...lol, that's so funny!

...And so likely to happen I'm getting scared now.

Lol...and to think...they used to call me Fear...

[Liz'alike]

You guys create chaos by fighting amount yourselves (which you already acknowledged.) then you create hate and turmoil by trying to destroy us.

[Metal15]

I guess this book won't be very accurate, then.

I guess not.

So, what exactly is the main plot? How you and PF duke it out in the shambled remains of the castle?

In a nutshell: A group of people(Some of the KREers, such as me, Fodo, TS, GG, Renae, etc.) are living in a farmhouse minding their own business when they get contacted by members of a powerful organization called "ESK", and are asked to join their ranks to assist them in their war against the even-more-powerful ERK. The group of people refuse, because we're just peaceful farmers. But then ESK gets stomped in a battle against ERK, and some wounded ESK soldiers find refuge in our farmhouse. Unfortunately, the ERK finds our place and takes the wounded soldiers and Whittifer as hostages. And eventually kill Whittifer. And so, we decide to join ESK as a way to avenge her.

That's the gist of the main plot, there's MUCH more involved than that, but I don't wanna give everything away.

But perhaps Metal wouldn't like all the warring going on over here?

I don't mind you throwing bombs around, just make sure you don't hit anyone, ok?

*eyes narrow at Helios* you're just jealous of our unity as a group! Jealous that we aren't afraid to lift each other up! While you're over here planning destruction, we're over there creating friendships and having fun contests!

Ohh, but we're having LOADS of friendship here. Loads. It's lots of fun blowing things up and assigning different tasks to different people over PM and whatnot. Let the friendship in both klubs CONTINUE!!!

[Liz'alike]

Ohh, but we're having LOADS of friendship here. Loads. It's lots of fun blowing things up and assigning different tasks to different people over PM and whatnot. Let the friendship in both klubs CONTINUE!!!

Fine, be that way. *goes back to ERK to set up defenses.*

[Helios]

@ Metal: And the reason they kill Whittifer even though she's an innocent farmer...? Just wondering how that would make the ERK look, not really asking.

Well, the plot sounds exciting! Can't wait to see more!

Oh, okay, Mr. VP. I'll be good and (try) not to hit anyone.

Yup, lots of fun blowing stuff up *mumbles to Whittifer: "Hand me the black power keg"*

@ Liz: Planted a bug in the cornerstone of your defensive line...hope you don't mind...

[Liz'alike]

Is that so, Helios?? I shall personally investigate that one!

[Helios]

Yeah, just be careful! When you reach ten feet of it, it explodes.

Just thought I'd warn ya...

[Metal15]

@ Metal: And the reason they kill Whittifer even though she's an innocent farmer...? Just wondering how that would make the ERK look, not really asking.

Well, I didn't wanna give that away, but the ERKers weren't happy with us sheltering their enemy, and Whittifer says some stuff they don't like so they take her hostage.

[Whittifer]

Whatever you need, Master. I am at your disposal.