The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

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underseasie wrote:Why would my own klub set monkeys after me? ;) Besides, if you'll go back and read, it didn't go exactly as planned and the monkeys attacked me too. ;)

Umm...thanks for the warning? Helios...I guess....0.o

See, Whittifer here is okay, and nothing to worry about. *pats Whittifer on the head*
BTW, this is the 1000th post on the KRE. Just sayin. ;)
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underseasie wrote:BTW, this is the 1000th post on the KRE. Just sayin. ;)
Now, Metal, don't you find it astonishing that an ERKer, in spite of all their protesting and demouncing, would help our group attain such an incredible milestone? :)
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You're welcome! =D I'm glad to help out.
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Whittifer is not okay...but I can't give away company secrets. *sticks out tongue at underseasie*

And don't mind me. I'm just the weird explosives expert that Metal hauled out of some Arab country a few days back. Still working on my English here... ;)
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Metal, YOU'VE been hit with a barrel of monkeys? Man, Vice Presidents take all the damage...
No, I just know it hurt her real bad. XD You don't want it done to you.
Why would my own klub set monkeys after me?
They won't. Because it's too painful.
Besides, if you'll go back and read, it didn't go exactly as planned and the monkeys attacked me too. ;)
o_O I don't recall that at all. *Goes to read*
Now, Metal, don't you find it astonishing that an ERKer, in spite of all their protesting and demouncing, would help our group attain such an incredible milestone? :)
Heh heh, I suppose... But let's not let the post count get in the way of our mission. ;)
And don't mind me. I'm just the weird explosives expert that Metal hauled out of some Arab country a few days back. Still working on my English here... ;)
*Blinks* I did? O_o I mean...I DID! :D

-- Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:40 pm --

Btw...Would anyone like to see a small tid-bit sneak-peek from my ERK war novel that's in the works? :D
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Btw...Would anyone like to see a small tid-bit sneak-peek from my ERK war novel that's in the works? :D
I would! Btw what exactly is it about?
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*breaks up the fight* Ok now, you guys don't need to fight, in fact DON'T. Fighting will just lead to destruction, and for the KREers, Emily is NOT going to go away no matter how much you hate on her. And for the ERKers, Emily may not be the best character, but she MIGHT be pretty close. So please stop fighting with each other. Also thanks undercc for the milestone! :)
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Bobbymac wrote:
Btw...Would anyone like to see a small tid-bit sneak-peek from my ERK war novel that's in the works? :D
I would! Btw what exactly is it about?
It's about some of the SS people at war with each other as ERK and ESK.

-- Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:29 pm --
Emily may not be the best character, but she MIGHT be pretty close.
:evil: EXCUSE ME???

Does that make you an Emily lover?

-- Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:37 pm --

Alrighty, here's the tid-bit:
The castle shook as the bomb struck, and Metal15 nearly lost his footing. Around him, several people he recognized as some of the ESK clasped their weapons tightly and made their way toward the windows. Metal15 dropped to one knee and shook his head to clear it. His ears rang from the noise of the bomb’s impact. The ESK soldiers in the room had reached the windows. A faint noise could be heard. Like a quiet whisper getting louder...and louder... Metal15’s eyes widened. He raised his hand, “Get away from the--” But it was too late.
All the windows exploded in unison, sending glass flying in all directions, pelting the soldiers, knocking them down. And with a roar, hundreds of monkeys swarmed through. An overwhelming amount. Metal15 threw himself backwards against the far wall, as the monkeys swarmed over the soldiers. Screams erupted from the ESK troopers as the monkeys piled on them and began dragging them back toward the windows. Metal15 jumped to his feet, felt the power surge through his suit, and with a snarl rushed forward swinging his arms sending monkeys flying. He reached the first trooper and latched onto him with both hands. A chimpanzee jumped on Metal15’s back from behind and started beating his head and yanking his long hair. Metal15 yelped and threw himself backwards, smashing the ape’s head on the ground. The chimp let go. Metal15 flicked the hair out of his face and jumped back to his feet just as Noah and Fodo entered the room. Metal15 leapt out of the way as Noah whipped out his little MP5 machine gun, and began blasting bullets wildly into the massive throng of primates.
“Noah, don’t hit the troopers, watch it!” Metal15 ripped a few monkeys off himself who were trying to eat his eyeballs and tossed them aside. “FODO! Where’s your suit???”
Fodo kicked at a little monkey biting at his ankle and threw a wide grin at Metal15. “I wasn’t expecting to engage with monkeys this fine morning...”
More monkeys swarmed into the room, so many that the ESK soldiers being dragged away by monkeys were no longer visible.
Metal15 kicked at a few more monkeys. “Dang...” He turned to Noah, who had just run out of ammo. “Alright, there’s not a whole lot we can do at this point, we need to go get T.S. and CT, and then maybe--”
Another explosion shook the castle, and Metal15 paused, resisting the urge to sit down as his footing moved violently. A loud humming sound was growing steadily nearer.
The monkeys in the room stopped attacking and lifted their heads looking toward the windows. A large pod-like aircraft was making it’s way toward the castle. It’s incessant humming was threatening to make Metal15's ears bleed in protest. With an almost graceful movement, the large throng of monkeys parted down the middle and stood at attention, standing as still as statues. The humming noise had reached it’s peak. The aircraft was right outside the windows.
Metal15, Fodo and Noah backed away, unsure of what would take place next.
A loud female voice from outside shouted “LAUNCH!” and several pops could be heard, and then several loud THUNKs as something struck the outside wall. Loud creaks could be heard, accompanied by lots of whirring. Then, with a great CRUNCH, the wall with the windows was ripped from the room, exposing the room to the rushing winds. Metal15, Fodo and Noah stumbled backwards in surprise. Several pod-shaped aircraft could be seen hovering outside the room, the large wall that had been un-attached hung from mechanical arms attached to one of the giant pods. The monkeys climbed up the piece of wall, dragging the captured ESK soldiers with them up to the ship. Dozens of people could be seen manning the aircraft, through windows in the cockpit or on the roof battlements of the pod. The aircraft--there were eight of them in total--parted in front of the now exposed room, leaving a large gap between the two rows of humming craft. An even louder humming sound was coming. A ninth aircraft came into view. Metal15 squinted at it. It’s outer armored shell was completely green. And from its sides sprouted long wings, which were flapping rapidly in a blur. The wings...Strange...Fairy wings? Metal15 scratched his head. It looked like it. And that could only mean one thing...
The large green fairy-winged aircraft stopped directly in front of the room and hovered there, the unceasing humming emanating from it’s wing beat. With a loud clank a panel opened on the front of the craft, and a long metal plank slid and lowered itself out of the opening to the room slightly below. With another clank, the long metal walkway locked in place. Metal15, Fodo, and Noah took another step back. From the opening, a figure stepped forth. His green armored power-suit gleamed in the sunlight. Metal15, Fodo and Noah glared. It was him. Pound Foolish himself. The tyrant slowly made his way down the metal gang plank, his green metal boots making a clank...clank...clank.
Noah yelled in Metal15’s ear above the noise of the aircraft, “C’mon, let’s take him, NOW!”
Metal15 held a hand up, and mouthed, “Wait.”
PF made his way towards them, taking his time. He stepped off the gang plank and entered the room, stopping five yards away. His armored suit was quite impressive, and was--as previously noted--...quite green. A confidant smirk lit up his face, as he crossed his arms and stared at his three opposers.
Metal15 and his two comrades glared back, their postures and expressions emanating their defiance.
And that's all. :) This portion of text might be prone to change as the story progresses, but this was more of a way for you guys to understand what kinda content would be involved. Hope you liked. :D
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Eeek! Metal has a bad word in his story! Call out the Dial soap police!

LOL :P

Yes, Metal, remember: I am from an Arab country, and YOU WILL NOT SAY OTHERWISE! (or risk blowing my cover, and blowing a lot of other things too). *smiles sweetly* :D

PS: I happen to be VP of another club, so my concern about the monkeys is quite real. And I love monkeys...hm... :)

BTW, your story is great! I love how PF is the bad guy. :D
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Very nice piece of storytelling, Metal. But what happened to a certain moderator making an appearance in the story, hm?
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The Old Judge wrote:Very nice piece of storytelling, Metal. But what happened to a certain moderator making an appearance in the story, hm?
The story's gonna be looong, this is only a tiny sliver of it. XD I might be able to fit you in, but I can't have everybody, that would be really hectic to keep track of everybody.
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Wow. O.o

That was quite well written for the most part. (There were a few stylistically questionable moments, such as the uses of the word began. Weak verb.) But it's just written for fun so perfection isn't the order of the day.

I have to say, I love this dramatizing of the Emily War. I did something similar, I started a drawing of us fighting but never finished it.

And I like my fairy-ship and the joke about your hair and monkeys and my green suit. Nothing like inside jokes. (Yay, I get a fairy-ship!)

I can't wait for the good part where Rosy kills Whittifer. But where's Mr. Thinker? Oh, can I put your hair in pigtails in the story? Please, please, please?

PS Fodo is engaged to a monkey? That's weirrrd.
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That was quite well written for the most part.
Thanx. :D
(There were a few stylistically questionable moments, such as the uses of the word began. Weak verb.)
What would you suggest as a better word replacement? :?
I have to say, I love this dramatizing of the Emily War. I did something similar, I started a drawing of us fighting but never finished it.
That's a good idea. O.o I thought of doing the same thing, but I ain't a drawer. Maybe when the story's done, everybody who would be interested could draw a pic relating to the war. :D
I can't wait for the good part where Rosy kills Whittifer. But where's Mr. Thinker?
All in good time. ;) Ah, he's off getting ambushed and stuff. :evil:
Oh, can I put your hair in pigtails in the story? Please, please, please?
Sorry... But no. :evil: Maybe in the sequel. (I can't believe I'm thinking about a sequel already. XD)
PS Fodo is engaged to a monkey? That's weirrrd.
*Cue galactic facepalm*
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PF! You sent me after Whittifer! And now you sell me out to Metal? How could you?!?! *runs away sobbing*

P.S.
Not too shabby, Metal. Not that I remember that ever happening. =P I honestly like your style of writing. But who was the "female voice"? Emily? Suzy? Me?
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Not too shabby, Metal. Not that I remember that ever happening. =P
Lol, not much of what goes on in the book will have actually happened. :D It's more entertaining that way, because frankly...Not much has happened. XD
I honestly like your style of writing.
Thanx. :D
But who was the "female voice"? Emily? Suzy? Me?
I don't think I mentioned it in what I posted here, but I believe it was Samantha.
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SAMANTHA???

*Helios dies from shock*

I have aligned myself against two of the greatest friends a girl could have...

And I don't care... :evil:

Personally, I think it would be interesting to see Metal with a mohawk...
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I'm not an Emily lover, but I'm not really on much of a Emily hater.
This is a block of text. I'm not sure why I put this here, or why you are reading this. Well, I guess I should say something witty here.. I'm not going to, but you'll probably stick around just in case I change my mind. Um.. Running out of things to say.. Wait, you're still reading this? OK, that's too much, stop. Seriously, STOP.
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Helios wrote:SAMANTHA???

*Helios dies from shock*

I have aligned myself against two of the greatest friends a girl could have...

And I don't care... :evil:

Personally, I think it would be interesting to see Metal with a mohawk...
O_o
I'm not an Emily lover, but I'm not really on much of a Emily hater.
Hmm. Alright, feel free to stay, but I'll be keeping my eyes on you. :evil:
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What, Metal? You act as if my being friends with Samantha is something...weird... :?

And you really would look nice with a mohawk! Not at all like...the girly-man who shall remain unnamed... :P
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And you really would look nice with a mohawk! Not at all like...the girly-man who shall remain unnamed... :P
I dunno about that. O_o
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