The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[John Henry]

Please tell us what exactly an obstacle course is.

So Gaberk and I are drilling. How about HomeSchoolCowGirl? I thought she was a member before I even came to the SS...

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

wait, what? I'm relatively new on the SS (joined December 2013), but joined the KRE almost as soon as I registered...
Anyway if you watch that video I put up it shows the obstacle course (You don't have to watch all of it. If you start at about minute 6:00 and watch until minute 9:00 you should get a pretty good idea of the obstacle course. At least the one used for the Marines.).

[John Henry]

*Runs as hard as he can, and succesfully attempts to jump over the wall.*
I still have more to go in the opposition course.
*practices more*

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I actually think the best course of action right now would be to continue with our long-ago made plans that are the subject of the poll on this topic. I sent out a pm a long time ago about it, but I'll resend the pm to include our new members. I think it was a good plan, it just didn't quite get off the ground. But this time, it will. Metal and I are officially sharing President duties because of his valiant service while I was gone. I commend you for it, sir, and I blame myself for the lack of progress we've made.

[Metal15]

Interesting idea, Vice President, but I believe we've already done that. XD Didn't you see the glimpse of my hopefully-soon-to-come-out book?

[Gaberk]

Many of the ERK people are girls! The only guys I remember are ERKers are PF, Aftershocker, Aaron Wiley, Ejmade, and T.S. (Myself). But, even T.S. (Myself) joined the TEHC, and this klub at one time. There may be other males, but nearly all are females. Plus PF acts kinda like girls wearing a tutu and leederhosen.

Oh, and WELCOME BACK Mr. Thinker!
*Three Chears*

This is what's happening in the ERK! We need to prove our Klub's better!

Let's come up with as many ways E.R.K. is bettter than K.R.E. as we can!

This ought to be easy...

1. We're better. Period.

That is not even a reason. That is just opinion. Prove you are better. The ERKers are more rude and mean than the KREs. We have better manners. Liz'Alike and PF must be arrested. You try to kill us with monkeys? Is that better than us? You say "Death to Emily-haters!" That is rude even for sarcasm. I think because of your ideas if Emily Jones were a real character she would join the KRE or at least criticize the ERK.

2. We have contests.

Yeah right, Emily-obcessed contests.

3. We like Emily. They don't.

Metal likes Emily. Wakko seems to also. Is it a crime to dislike Emily? And basically, you shouldn't call Emily-haters despicable, semi-human unless it's sarcasm.

4. We wear tutus.

This is actually a reason why the KRE is better. We are more decent. PF is acting like a girl and dressing in girl's clothes. I hate tutus! But, GG was here once and she wore a tutu here. Blitz is wearing armour, and that's better than tutus!

5. The K.R.E. does... well, nothing, mostly.

Not really. Now that Mr. Thinker's back.

6. Their last few pages of posts are rather spammy, and I'd say something about it except they wouldn't take me seriously as an avid ERKer.

Not really. In fact, you guys are RUDE at times! Blitz and Helios...

7. They force their members to do drills and target practice while our members have fun and relax listening to AiO.

We are not forced. We have fun getting drilled. Besides, we need to prove ourselves. What if spies came to your klub? Metal doesn't trust us enough that's all. Mr. Thinker is like your klub though.

8. Their entire klub is dedicated to hating another klub and one single character, whereas our klub is dedicated to enjoying AiO and the characters it offers.

You are the lone member of a Mitch-hating club.

9. Without us, they wouldn't even exist.

Because you're a bunch of troublemakers.

10. Instead of shooting at pictures of our enemies, we play games like "Stick the Tutu on Metal"

Metal would be insulted.

That was probably the best post anyone's made on this thread.

[Blitz]

Helios and I loved to poke fun at each other.....

[Metal15]

Yes, Helios was an interesting member. Shame that she left. Now all these explosives will gather dust.

[Blitz]

Of course. *sniffs*
*Turns on the explosives on obstacles course.*

[Metal15]

WHOA, HEY! We don't wanna KILL our new recruits, dude!

[Blitz]

Bah *whispers* It is only training powder. No hurt will come of it.

[I <3 Wooton]

can I join?

[Metal15]

You sure can. Welcome to the KRE.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

15. Only we know the Super Secret Tutu dance. Wait, that's NOT a thing. Oh well, I'll make it up. There needs to be a Tutu Dance.

Any adult male who would voluntarily invent and perform a Tutu Dance over a fictional tween girl needs help.
Serious help.

[John Henry]

Yes, this klub Rules. We don't like tutu dancing. Q: Why haven't previous members received drilling?
*sends this to the ERK*

11. Green-themed parties

12. Brownies! (Wait, is that still a thing?)

13. Lots more members

11. Really? I haven't seen much.
12. No. ERK food is now Cake and Confetti. BTW, Cookies are TEHC food, so they are your enemies.
13. And many are girls.

-- Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:25 pm --

Yes, Gratia, (missed you) the brownies still meet all of the qualifications to be a thing. In fact, if you would like one, they're chocolate with nice green mint chips. Anyone able to resist?

And agreed, let's hear it for all our wonderful, active members, both old and new.

14. We attacked Whittifer with monkeys.

15. Only we know the Super Secret Tutu dance. Wait, that's NOT a thing. Oh well, I'll make it up. There needs to be a Tutu Dance.

16. We have Underseasie and Sammy.

14. Murderers! You should be arrested by Jacob Isom! I will tell the monkeys to conspire against you. To murder a person? Grab them loyal members of the SS! These guys must be a cult! (note: )
15. Boys have to act like boys. Leederhosen is OK, but not tutus for men, Tutu dance? Come on PF, you're not a ballerina. I wouldn't like to see T.S. (Myself) wearing a tutu.
16. Yes, Underseasie is a mod. T.S. (Myself) is as well. However, TOJ is in our klub. Also, if Wakko becomes a mod - we have another mod on our side. Also, T.S. is also in the KRE as well. Besides, Rosy and Sammy were in the infamous Mitch is a jerk club. Also, Sammy is NOT wearing a tutu. She's wearing a miniskirt over her pants. (Hey guys, traitors in your midst ). Also, Jamesobie and WretchedSinner have to be removed from your list because they HATE Emily. They HATE her more than I do!

You accuse us of being mean and rude, whilst you practice shooting at pictures of our faces. A joking comment about "Death to Emily-haters" is awful and should be punished, but it's somehow okay to pretend you're shooting us? You can't say one is okay and not the other.

Yes. But, who had more infamous rudeness in their history?

*coughcoughobsessedcough* Anyways, the contests aren't for KRE members, they're for ERK members. ERK members enjoy them, so that that's why we host them.

I guess ERK members like to draw no one else than Emily. Maybe AIO should become AIE or J&P.

This is actually a reason why the KRE is better. We are more decent. PF is acting like a girl and dressing in girl's clothes. I hate tutus! But, GG was here once and she wore a tutu here. Blitz is wearing armour, and that's better than tutus!.

Being in a klub with many girls does not equal acting like one.
Armour is better in a physical war, yes, but our members are comfortable in their tutus, because they're not crawling through trenches.[/quote]
It does. In fact, PF is half-girl (No Offense, PF). Men comfortable in tutus? Aftershocker? T.S.? Also, what's wrong with crawling in trenches?

Not really. In fact, you guys are RUDE at times! Blitz and Helios....

So you're admitting that you wouldn't listen to a mod, just because she's a member of a klub?

*raises eyebrow* And again, what does our supposed "rudeness" have to do with anything?

Actually, we must respect authorities. Rudeness? Rudeness of loving to kill, chase, and kick people. Liz'Alike's attitude toward Helios was terrible, and I found out that PF was behind the conspiracy. Blitz was kicked at and chased at by Helios after she became a member of this klub. Also, don't bother with the lightning (Blitz). He's got awesome powers.

We are not forced. We have fun getting drilled. Besides, we need to prove ourselves. What if spies came to your klub? Metal doesn't trust us enough that's all. Mr. Thinker is like your klub though..

Ah. So it's fun having to go through drills because your leader doesn't trust you enough to actually let you do other things? Spies have already come to our klub, and they already left. Besides, what are they going to spy on us doing? Eating cookies?[/quote]
Cookies? Everybody who Hates Emily loves cookies. T.S. threw a rocky-hard one at Smile Ahwile.

You are the lone member of a Mitch-hating club.

I'm the only member, the club is pretty much dead, and is no longer relevant. [/quote] Still the past has to be paid for.

Because you're a bunch of troublemakers. .

Ah yes. We cause you so much strife as we sit in our beanbags and compete in contests and eat snacks. Who knows what trouble we could cause.

That is why people should not join your klub. You should not hail Emily, or love her like Erica does Chad Pearson. (If KRE wins, the penalty for the ERK members will be to listen to "This is Chad Pearson" 20 times. (Just Kidding))

(PS, Sorry It had to be this long.)
(PPS Also, Rosy's the most well-behaved among the ERK members. That's why she believes the ERK is well-behaved

[Gaberk]

Ummm... Does anyone else think that this is unneeded?

[Wakko]

Helios was a good member, she was just heavy on the sarcasm. She needs to come back. Also, me liking Emily was just a plan to get me into E.R.K. and be a double agent. =p

[Gaberk]

Oh no! It's out now!!!!

[Metal15]

Ok, John, calm down.

I don't remember you in ERK, Wakko. (Or KRE for that matter.)

[Wakko]

I used to be Bobbymac.