The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Helios]

Schnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodlec.

Beat you both.

Metal, what's with the hideous avatar?

Green popcorn? PANDA!!! COOLIMUNDE!!! Du bist ein brilliante! (just for the record, I totally made that up)

[Purple Panda]

Well come on, do you really expect us to just hold out the ooooo forever? That's ridiculous; add some consonants.

GREEN! You can make anything and everything green. And buy a lot of stuff already green. Green cookies, green cake, green ice cream (party essentials) then you have green chips and munchies, green liquids, green candy, etc.

And it's all themed EMILY! Green Emily!

The green/Emily factor is making me happy, can you tell?

[Helios]

It taketh too long to add consonants. But I wilt bow to thy almight worshipfullness... Schnoolololololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololodlec.

No, no, you look quite unhappy to me. I think you need...MORE EMILY!!! *pours a vatful of Emily padepokans on Panda*

[Purple Panda]

I don't think I'll have a problem with my level of Emily, but you? *dumps a tank of green marshmallow pudding onto Kevin*

Anymore plans for our epic Emily/St. Patricks Day/GREEN party tomorrow? I was thinking we should install the neon green Emily sign you suggested just for the occasion.

[Helios]

Icky icky icky!!! *shakes pudding everywhere* Now my hair will get all yucky and green! My orange dye is running!!! *glares at Panda, whose purple is now mixing with a toxic green chemical that will turn her into a raving Emilyophile*

I'd suggest installing the sign of St. Patrick's Day wasn't over already. As such...I guess we can leave it down.

[Pound Foolish]

And so the Make an Emily Quote Contests Draws to a Close

So, by my count, no quote got more than two votes. So here are the quotes that go two, in no particular order.

"Don't be silly Mathew. Detectives never fall in love. And I certainly never have."

"You input does matter, Matthew. As long as it aligns with my opinion."

"Everyone is equally intelligent, especially me."

Wow. I and my brother took all three places. I won my own contest. Which is not all because I bribed everyone.

Well, this is unusual. Well, congratulations to the winners, Arkan and... me. I award Arkan and... me... my...beautiful Emily Tutu Trophy of Honor, and I will now give a speech in, well, my honor. Never mind.

[shnoodlec.]

Uhhhhh.... WHY is the poll "Is Emily a Good Character" only 60% "yes"?!

[Purple Panda]

Shoodlecaloodleoo, there are simply three plausible explanations:

a) We were negligent as members because we were too busy with other Emily activities.
b) The KRE thought they would try and be funny because their own page is boring.
or....c) The ERK has been raided by tiny Internet goblins who hate the color green and the month of September.

[Helios]

c) all the way!!! I love tiny internet goblins....hey! Don't you mean trolls???

Congrats to our beloved Fuhrer...excuse me...Kommandant, Herr Foolish. *all applaud* You will always be a symbol of true Emilyophileness to us, Poundy. And your silver moon attire looks lovely, Ma'am. *snickers*

[Pound Foolish]

Alright, as your fuhrer (according to Helios) next on our agenda is to take over the world and wage war.

Perfect opening for the eightieth page. Yay, we're in the eighties and Kre is still in the seventies! We did it! KRE is in the dust again. Those guys ate our dirt.

To be clear, I do not actually suggest we kill any Jews. Let's celebrate by dancing the Tutu Dance instead.

[Blitz]

NOOO!!!! We must unite KRE. DEFEAT DE FUHRER. And now I must join you for a week as part of the dare. *sulks*

[SirWhit]

*Laughs at Blitz*

I amuse myself sometimes.

[Helios]

Niederlage der Fuhrer, Blitz.

Now, Poundy, I don't actually mean that! I was just helping the boy with his Deutsch.

BTW, I hate dancing in a tutu. Can I wear a hula-skirt instead?

[Purple Panda]

Woah... wait. There's a Tutu DANCE? This is the best news I've heard all week!

We should add interpretive motions that tell the story of our beloved Emily, and then celebrate the dance with a Green Party!

[NinjaThrowingStar]

I would love to see you Dancing in a tutu fear!!!

Pf What color are these tutu's??? I will not stand for them to be pink! And I agree no killing of the Jews! Lets just help the Jews kill!!! (We are like a tutu wearing army! *dies laughing*)

*Goes laughing to bake cake for party*

[Blitz]

Both of those dances are extremely immodest.
*Wait for the cake.*

[shnoodlec.]

*finishes Ninja's cake and doesn't let Blitz have any*

[Blitz]

It isn't even done.

[Helios]

Ew, Shnoodlec ate raw cake! Gross! Allie, 'member, I like peanut butter best! Could we dye it green, y'think?

Anyone for belly-dancing?

[GratiaDei]

Kevin! Why do you even put these images in my mind?

I am all for a MODEST tutu party, provided that there will be Nutella and low-fat Trader Joe's kettle corn (my mom bought it to bring to a baseball game the other day, loved it!). Does anybody have any suggestions for music choices?