The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Aftershocker]

We are a group of like-minded folk who are fans of the character on AIO "Emily Jones!"
Pound Foolish is are president and Suzylou is are Vice-President.
You are welcome to join us.

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

Ahemmm? I am the most active ERK member!

[Aftershocker]

Ahemmm? I am the most active ERK member!

I'd like to challenge that!

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Sure. I'll do that.

Umm...what about the part about Vice-president Suzy? Just kidding.

Mary Beth, would you like to join the E.R.K? We'd be happy to have you.

[Aftershocker]

Mary Beth has already joined our ranks. But, I think she resigned or something because she no longer has "Emily Rules" on her signature.

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

Hey. That is not good for us!

[God's little Artist]

I think I have FINALLY warmed up to Emily. The more I think about it the more I like her.
I don't think she "rules" quite yet, but she defiantly is better then some.

I am joining ERK!!

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

Yahoo, WELCOME GLA!

[Aftershocker]

I welcome to the E.R.K.!

[Pound Foolish]

Hear ye, hear ye! This meeting of ERK is now in session, the dishonorable President Pound Foolish presiding. Vice President Suzy is...uhhh... Vice-Presiding. All of E.R.K., prepare to irk E.S.K. (I know ,ERK isn't quite an acronym of irk, but it sounds the same.) Alright, members, hands over hearts…
“Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!”
Oh, I just LOVE that!

Now then... it is good to have you, God's Little Artist. You are wise to see things my way. However, as we all know there are many who do not. We must bend them to our will. Therefor, we must threaten to form a JSK (Jason Stinks Klub) if they re-elect Jason Character of the Week. I know it's a desperate measure, but the voting ends tomorrow evening. So.... All in favor?

[Samantha14]

You want people to hear you, no?

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

I think I have FINALLY warmed up to Emily. The more I think about it the more I like her.
I don't think she "rules" quite yet, but she defiantly is better then some.

I am joining ERK!!

Gorgeous, President Pound Foolish!

Wonderful! As vice-president and active member of this club- I give you a hearty welcome! Thanks for joining, even if you don't quite think our beloved Emily "rules" yet. You'll get there.

[Samantha14]

Eh, Em's ok

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Just okay?? Pardon! C'mon, Sam! You gotta stick with us cool kids. Nowww, hand over heart! Emily we adoreee theee...

[Pound Foolish]

Not to interrupt our awesome song (by all means, keep singing) but what about the J.S.K. movement? That's first and most important on our agenda. (pg. 39)

[Suzy Lou Foolish]

Wait...a J.S.K? Ah! *bites nails* But you see, dear, I kind of like Jason! Oh my...

[Kaida]

Uh.... Jason is one of my favorite characters. I don't like him like all the other girls do.. He's just a really cool guy who likes adventure and action. Yeah he acts before he thinks most of the time but I still think he's cool. So no I will not be participating in the Jason Stinks thingamajig sorry.

[Pound Foolish]

Yes, we all love Jason. But the others are making him into an anti-Emily symbol. Misusing him to try and make a point and kick Emily out of the voting. That's worth protesting, isn't it? The point is, we must threaten the Emily Haters with the creation of a J.S.K. if they proceed with their evil plan. We only have today to do this! All in favor

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

That is abut extrreme don't you think? Oh no it is not! Emily rules!

[Samantha14]

I don't understand the big deal about Emily...