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SirWhit
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Funny Scam Email

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So I got this fun little junk email...enjoy, and don't drink liquids while reading. I cannot guarantee the safety of your computer if you do.
Dear GOD Elect,

It's my pleasure to have contact with you, based on the critical condition I find mine self, though, it's not financial problem, but my health, you might have know that cancer is not what to talk home about, though I don't know you, and my contact with you was not by mistake, but by devine favour of GOD.

I am married to Mr. Mohammed Ibrahim who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2008.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for five days.

Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 2.2m(two million two hundred thousand dollars)in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I don't have much time to live because of the cancer problem,

Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" people and helping the orphanage.


I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by the Government. I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to endeavour that the name of GOD is maintained. Am doing this so that GOD will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply. Reply in my alternative email address (mrs2sabahibrahim@gmail.com ) for confidential

Regards,
Mrs. Sabah Ibrahim
written from Hospital
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That is too rich. Literally. :lol:
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They really rip people of like that. One guy actually tried something like that and got kidnapped.
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Jay
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Here's a good reply:

Dear Mrs. Spam
Thank you for wonderful offer. I am greatly appreciated for you to choose me for this job.
2.2 M is a lot of money tho so I could just stop in at your house (I will try not to bring too many cops with me).
If that would work just email me back at FBI@goverment.com. And if you are too sickly to see me then just right a check
to me. I already got a charity to take the 70%, it called "Computer Hacker and Email Spamers Investigation" (I work for them).
We catch bad people you make and send spam, especially those with cancer, and throw in jail for LIFE. I will also use the rest of the money to buy spam blocking messages or some other good thing to do with it.
with love,
Mr. God Elect
~Jay the geek
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SirWhit
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haha nice. Maybe I'll reply with that :P
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