Chatter in the Booths

[Doll]

I just finished binge-watching Gravity Falls for the first time.

[TigerShadow]

=O What'd you think?

[Bethany Shepard]

Did you like "Carpet Diem?" Das my favorite!

[Doll]

=O What'd you think?

I loved it and my heart is happy and sad and I totally guessed the ending.

Did you like "Carpet Diem?" Das my favorite!

I loved it!

[Audrey]

Per request (and threat/order) by Tiger Shadow:
SIT DOWN PEOPLE I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU A CRAZY STORY ABOUT ME ALMOST GETTING MURDERED. (it's pretty long but just wait man)

Okay. So last week, I was laying in bed at about 2 am, trying to fall asleep, when I notice that there's lights shining through my windows, almost like a flashlight, but a bunch of them. I brush it off as the neighbors, who are always up at weird hours, and try to go back to sleep. All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. I jumped awake, but then after nothing came of it, I assumed some dumb kid was ding dong ditching or something.

All of a sudden, the doorbell is ringing over and over again and someone is BANGING on the door, both the back door and the front door. I'm literally hiding under my covers, all nervous, when I hear my mom answer the door and her say a bad word. Within a minute, she's running up to my room and banging on my door, saying "Audrey, get the heck up, the cops are here to question you."

Of course, my first thought is that they found the drugs, but then realized I hid them pretty well so that they would be blamed on my brother (jk!!). I'm freaking out, and walk downstairs all crazy haired to five cops at my front door, and police cars surrounding my house. I'm just like "Uh....what seems to be the problem, officers?" They were like "Do you know anyone named Coby ______?" (oddly enough he has the same last name and almost the same name (his name is Cody) of my best friend's ex so I was like "Uh, can you repeat that?") I tell him no, and they go "Really? Have you been talking to anyone on the internet? Because he has a car full of cocaine and guns and says he's here to meet the girl in the house. He's been sitting in your driveway for a couple hours now, we got a call saying that there was a dangerous guy in your driveway ready to get the girl in the house."

O_O

RIP me. I'm freaking out and am just like "oh my god no no i don't know this guy what the heck no no" and they're still convinced it's me until they get a call from the other cops who are quesitoning the guy, and Coby told him the girl was named Isabella, and that she said she went INSIDE OUR HOUSE to get food and would be out in just a minute. My mom and I are freaking the heck out, and my little brother is hysterically crying because we thought we were going to get murdered by a drug lord's girlfriend.

We search the whole house looking for some crazy chick who's off "getting food or whatever" before the cops call us back and say that apparently, Coby has been dating this girl who he met online for a couple months, and he packed up everything he owns in his car and drove down from a town in TX about 7 hours from here to MOVE INTO OUR HOUSE. And then they said they're still searching his car for drugs so to hang on and don't get murdered.

Okay, get ready for this, sheeple. We're standing at the door, watching this dude get handcuffed and thrown into the back of a cop car, when all of a sudden the cops call other people over to the guy's car, talk a bit, and then LET THE GUY GO. Like, he gets into his car and drives away!!!! My mom was about to murder everyone until we get called back to where the cops are AGAIN.

So. The cops called the guy's girlfriend asking for an explanation, and she was CATFISHING HIM. She was pretending to be some other girl, and she told him they would move in together into our house because she saw our house online!!! We just put pictures up online to sell our house and she thought it was empty and nice, so they were going to move in. So he gets to our house, parks in the driveway, and texts her that he's here, because he thought she was already setting up the house for the two of them.

And when she gets that text, SHE CALLS THE COPS ON HIM AND SAYS HE HAS A BUNCH OF GUNS AND A CAR FULL OF COCAINE AND IS GOING TO KIDNAP AND KILL ME. (sorry for the caps but that needs it) Because she was trying to end the relationship but didn't want to hurt him, so she called the cops on him!!!!

She said she was very sorry and thought the house was vacant, and poor Coby (I genuinely feel bad for him now) is escorted out of town and told never to come back. The cops leave, I'm still freaked out, and I ended up with like the greatest story ever to tell. @Catfish the TV show, hit me up.

[SirWhit]

Well that's certainly nice and crazy O_o

[Baron von Odyssey]

(mouth hangs open for a while)




Well, I've certainly never heard of anything like that before.

[TigerShadow]

I knew I was using my powers for good. That's quality stuff right there.

You gotta wonder what the conversation was like with the girl who catfished him—like, "Okay, you didn't want to actually date him, so your first thought as a means of rejection was to call the police on him?" "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!" This is like that guy who did a mock kidnapping and execution as a "prank" on a friend and then posted it on YouTube.

[Helios]

So who was shining the lights in your window? Was that the cops, or Coby, or the girl? Or was it really just the crazy neighbors?

[Miss Friendship]

So whatever the guy was like, this girl was worse... "I have to break up with a guy, so I should do it in the most hurtful way possible, which will cause the least amount of pain to me" .....okay

[SirWhit]

I've been listening to twenty one pilots' new song nonstop all morning...O_O

Help.

[GJFH]

Why do you need help?
Twenty One Pilots is my absolute favourite band and Heathens is beautiful, perhaps better than Car Radio.

[Doll]

I haven't slept a full night of sleep in 2 nights. Maybe 3. I've lost count.

[SirWhit]

Why do you need help?
Twenty One Pilots is my absolute favourite band and Heathens is beautiful, perhaps better than Car Radio.

Yes it is beautiful but it loses a bit of appeal after being on repeat all day

[Miss Friendship]

I haven't slept a full night of sleep in 2 nights. Maybe 3. I've lost count.

*sputters*

Is it a blissful state?

[Audrey]

I knew I was using my powers for good. That's quality stuff right there.

You gotta wonder what the conversation was like with the girl who catfished him—like, "Okay, you didn't want to actually date him, so your first thought as a means of rejection was to call the police on him?" "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!" This is like that guy who did a mock kidnapping and execution as a "prank" on a friend and then posted it on YouTube.

I'm glad you enjoyed. xD

And I know right!! Who the heck does something like that?

So who was shining the lights in your window? Was that the cops, or Coby, or the girl? Or was it really just the crazy neighbors?

The cops, we think. They were circling the house to make sure no one else was there.

[Doll]

I haven't slept a full night of sleep in 2 nights. Maybe 3. I've lost count.

*sputters*

Is it a blissful state?

No. It was awful. It was because I woke up at 3am to go to he airport after only 4 hours of sleep, flew that night to London and got no sleep, and then we had to keep ourselves up to beat jetlag.

On another note, we went to Windsor castle while the queen was there!

Also if you want to see my adventures in England, check out my instagram at instagram.com/Linnebelle1 You don't need an account to see them.

I should also add that it's morning here, early morning.

[Miss Friendship]

On another note, we went to Windsor castle while the queen was there!

*swoons*

Also if you want to see my adventures in England, check out my instagram at instagram.com/Linnebelle1 You don't need an account to see them.

Oooh, I should check that out. I've been watching FB.

[Baron von Odyssey]

BTW does anybody know when the next Mafia game will be?

[Bethany Shepard]

So, sad day. I have a cold and the audition for Tarzan is the 25th. BUT, there will be auditions for The Little Princess next month, so that might be an option. ^.^