Belle the Author will write your life story!

[ejmade]

Oh yes! Please write my life story! I'd love to find some direction in my life:P no matter how scary or crazy it may be....

[Eleventh Doctor]

Okay, sure

[kittymeow28]

Ej, Your life is already CRAZY!!!

[Pound Foolish]

T.S. has done it, and 11tth Dr. and Tiger and Evil Twin... All my rivals got here before me.

If you would look into your crystal vase, I would be most grateful for about eight seconds, Blondie.

[Doll]

Whale, here is my next installment of stories.

Belle, dear older SS Sister of mine... Write my life story if you... dare!

Ninja.

You’re in a coffee shop, drinking your favorite drink, when a boy walks by and trips.
You gaze into each other’s eyes.
Time goes still.
And you know you’ve found love.
In a few months, you’re engaged, and married within the year.
But, you know you both need some steady employment.
You learn you have a natural talent for training pigs.
So, you open a pig-training business and it goes well.
But, you fall on hard times, and you have to sell your business.
A farmer buys it and turns all the pigs into bacon.
You and your husband are in so much grief that you need years of counseling.
But you eventually get over it and live a happy life until your untimely death at age 56.

I have finally worked up the courage to ask.... :-)
Belle, would you please write my life story?

sing.

You decide to move to the Bahamas.
Why, I couldn’t tell you.
There you become a tour guide for scuba diving.
People love your tours, and your boss begins to notice.
He sends all the interns and incoming employees out to train with you, and soon the company is the most popular scuba tour place in the area.
Your boss gives you a huge raise, since the success is due to you.
You're super happy and buy yourself a nice beach house.
Everything is going great until a hurricane hits.
It destroys your house, and pretty much your entire town.
You aren't injured though, and help those in need.
You meet a handsome volunteer red cross nurse and fall in love.
You decide to quit your job (since you'd probably be laid off anyways) to marry him and move around to volunteer with him.
Sadly, you’re helping after a tornado tragedy when a building collapses and kills you both.

*speaks up sweetly* Dear Lady GG, would you write my life story too? Hopefully it won't end up with me being sent to life imprisonment for inappropriate conduct.

Helios.

You decide to be an semi truck driver.
Sadly, you're in a terrible accident in your third year of driving which kills you. At age 22.

[Miss Friendship]

*considers what she might do to Belle*

NO. NO. NO. HELIOS. *goes away to cry*

[NinjaThrowingStar]

Oh my... poor Helios!!!

Hahaha and you got my life totally wrong! I'm not an animal person at all!!! And pigs! And you turn them into bacon!!! Hahaha That was enjoyable!

I think sing has the best life out of these three!

Thanks Belle! ^_^

[Doll]

Can You Make Me One??? I've Read Most Of Them And They Are Really Funny And Cool!!!

Kitty.

You develop a terrible disease which makes you go blind.
You also suddenly get a terrible allergy to peanuts.
With those combined, you get terribly down and sad.
With all this sadness, you decide to only eat marshmallow creame.
Well, your parents decide that a diet of marshmallow creame isn't healthly though, so they insist you eat something else.
They take you out to a BBQ place, and the server falls in love with you.
You like him too, and you get married and live somewhat happily ever after..

So I was told to come here and "have my future written". DO IT IF YOU DARE. But you should probably get to know some major things about me, first.

Dom.

Whale. You get a job at build-a-bear.
You absolutely love it.
You become the manager of the business, but you decide that isn't enough.
You quit your job and open your own toy store.
It becomes wildly popular throughout the country.
Sadly, your store burns down while you're inside, and you die.

Oh yes! Please write my life story! I'd love to find some direction in my life:P no matter how scary or crazy it may be....

ejmade

You live a typical normal life.
Until..
Nothing happens.
Ever..
Exciting.
Ever.
You get married and have kids and everything is mediocre until you die.

Okay, sure

Eleventh.

You get a job as a mall Santa.
One of the kids finds out your beard isn't real and is a inconsolable.
Your boss fires you, and though you try, you can't get any other job.
You don’t know what to do with yourself, so you camp out in a Wal-Mart for weeks.
The employees don't notice until they are doing inventory, and they find you in a couch.
You're kicked out, and you finally get a job.
At a Burger king.
But you quickly become a manager.
You fall in love with the owner of the franchise and you get married and have 12 children.
You live to a ripe old age.

If you would look into your crystal vase, I would be most grateful for about eight seconds, Blondie.

Pound Foolish.

You're convinced that you're going to find a girl to marry pretty easily, but even though you're charming, you still can't find the one.
You get to age 40 still without finding a girl.
Obviously, by then, you're depressed.
Then you run into a local girl in the supermarket.
You're sure she's the one, but she doesn't feel the same way about you.
Then you meet another girl at a coffee shop.
But she doesn't like you either.
You search for girls for years and years and die at age 60 without ever finding love.

[Wakko]

I sort of got part of one, but I would like a full story please.

[Miss Friendship]

Wow Belle, you really outdid yourself this time. I really liked ejmade's and PF's was just amazing.

[Blitz]

I liked PF's one the best. Poor Helios though.

[kittymeow28]

I think I like E.J's the most! Mine is just depressing! lol jk

[sing]

Aww mine was kinda sweet. :'-) and Helios a semi driver?!! That's so perfect!! I have found your life's calling Helios! Just don't die at 22....

Btw ninja, while you were raising pigs you practiced makeup on them until you perfected the Smokey eye. :-p

[Dom]

Dom.
Whale. You get a job at build-a-bear.
You absolutely love it.
You become the manager of the business, but you decide that isn't enough.
You quit your job and open your own toy store.
It becomes wildly popular throughout the country.
Sadly, your store burns down while you're inside, and you die.

How intuitive you are.

Dom

[Blitz]

Smokey bacon! That must be where it comes from. @Sing.

[NinjaThrowingStar]

Aww mine was kinda sweet. :'-) and Helios a semi driver?!! That's so perfect!! I have found your life's calling Helios! Just don't die at 22....

Btw ninja, while you were raising pigs you practiced makeup on them until you perfected the Smokey eye. :-p

*literally dies laughing* Have you smelled pigs lately??? My poor husband would be lucky to get me out of the house without a gas mask and full body suit!!!

Smokey bacon! That must be where it comes from. @Sing.

Hahaha That's what smoke houses are for not makeup!!! xD

[kait]

I am ... intrigued. HIT ME WITH ONE.

[Miss Friendship]

It's time that Belle's future is revealed.

You make it through college and pass all the important tests tolerably well.
Your dream job is to be an accountant, but you end up working in an accountant's office as a secretary.
At work, you meet this accountant. That charming amazing guy of your dreams. And you two do everything together.
This goes on for five blissful months.
Then one day, you arrive at work and your fellow secretary tells you that he had run off with another man's wife and skipped town on a honeymoon.
You are devastated. You quit work and move back home.
You consider becoming Catholic so you could become a nun. You don't, but you quit all social media completely.
You end up working with foster care and adopting a little girl. She looks exactly like your favorite doll.
Then one day, you get a letter from your fellow secretary who had just recently got cancer.
She was dying and confessed to you that she lied. She had been jealous.
Your lover had not run off, he had left town after his father had a serious accident in Europe.
You get on social media again and get back in contact with him. Two months later you are married happily.
You have three children together.
Your only son is tragically killed in train wreck.
Your oldest adopted daughter succeeds in coming up with a cure for cancer and is recognized as one of the most influential women of her day.
Your youngest daughter marries one of Woody's sons and moves to England.
Your other daughter marries a politician and becomes a First Lady.
Your life is never perfect, but it's blessed.
Your husband dies before you do, and you last until the world ends.

[Doll]

Aww, thanks MF.

I sort of got part of one, but I would like a full story please.

Well Wakko, yours ties in with Countess’, sooo:

(11:08:20 PM) Belle: Wax, you will be a fabulous fashion designer for rich, spoiled, 20 year olds with nothing better to do
(11:08:37 PM) Belle: Then you will let your fame get to your head, and lose it all in a poker game one night
(11:08:56 PM) Belle: You will live on the streets for a few months and eventually go insane from the difference in lifestyle.
(11:09:08 PM) Belle: Then, Countess will find you, marry you, and bring you to your senses.
(11:14:18 PM) Belle: though you are insane, of course
(11:14:26 PM) Belle: and think you are a cd player half the time.
(11:14:49 PM) Belle: but after being around Countess, you gain your mind back, and you get married on a beach in California.
(11:14:58 PM) Belle: but then a year later, you die.

I am ... intrigued. HIT ME WITH ONE.

kait.

You’re living a pretty normal life.
Until your daughter starts 4th grade.
You and your husband decide to move to another country.
Finland.
While in Finland, you develop an allergy to saunas, and are very sad.
(The Finnish invented saunas, fyi.)
Since you can’t use saunas, you decide to try to come up with a popular alternative.
And you do.
Soon it takes Finland by storm and no one wants a sauna anymore, but instead wants your invention.
You get super rich and are living in luxury when the Finnish stock market crashes and you lose nearly everything.
But since you aren’t that concerned about material things, you’re fine living with a small income.
You live to a ripe old age of 103, and are surrounded by the love your daughter and grandkids and great grandkids.

[Helios]

Helios.

You decide to be an semi truck driver.
Sadly, you're in a terrible accident in your third year of driving which kills you. At age 22.

This totally feels like payback for that time I dissed Frozen (and all those other times I acted like a little delinquent and got "the hard, cold hand of justice" popped in my direction). I didn't know you were so vindictive, Belle. *snickers*