How much does Connie weigh?
-Submitted by Agent 503X
question, Agent 503X! A previous topic was brought up by DrBlackgaard,
"How much does Whit weigh?"
and I didn't really answer the question. Afterall, nobody knows how much
Whit weighs and supposedly there is the faint hope that Whit jogs once a
week now. But now we come to Miss. Constance
Kendall. She and Eugene appear to be the same weight, or close to the same
weight. She and Eugene also share the same height and dimensions. Seeking to
discover the mystery question of how much Connie weighs is no easy task.
Most likely if you were to walk up to Connie, who is currently dishing out
ice cream, and ask her "How much do you weigh," she will turn a
nice shade of crimson. As the crimson floods into her cheeks you'd notice
that her eyes stare about the room because she is embarrassed about her
weight. Now why do I come to this conclusion about how Connie would act?
Well... because I know girls. It seems that every girl I know is a little
embarrassed about her weight, when in reality they are just the right size
and do not need to lose weight. So Connie, stop being embarrassed about your
weight because we like you just the way you are. Stop drinking that
Slim-Fast! You don't need it!
I still haven't answered the
mystery question yet. What am I to do? It's nice to bring up the fact that
Connie is currently working at the Timothy Center, teaching kids, doing
weekly camps, and other things. From what we know there are a few things at
the Timothy Center that keep Connie physically active. She isn't just
sitting at home watching lonely episodes of Wheel of Fortune while munching
on a bag of potato chips. She is getting quite a bit of healthy exercise.
An inference can be made about
Connie's eating habits. Though it is not directly stated all the time, we
can assume that Connie eats a healthy breakfast. In "That's Not
Fair" Connie was told to make her own breakfast for a change. The meal
her mother described made for a complete and healthy breakfast. Also a minor
inference we can make about Connie's eating habits is the fact that in
"The Curse" Connie was eating a bowl of cherries. I suppose that
Connie enjoys cherries. Cherries are healthy. And cherries can also be
placed on ice cream.
Ice cream? Ice cream isn't
healthy! We all know that Connie works at Whit's End doing dishes, mopping
the floor, watching the kids, and DISHING OUT ICE CREAM. It is very possible
that Connie enjoys a good ice cream sundae (on the house) every once in a
while. I could go on for hours about what Connie eats but what I'd like to
mention is that Connie also MAKES ice cream when the tubs are empty. When
you make ice cream obviously you have to taste it to see if it's good, and
I'm sure Connie has plenty of her share on ice cream. We see in "The
Pretty Good Samaritan" that Connie is good at making ice cream, seeing
that she shared some ice cream with her Sunday school class.
Obviously you're not going to
receive the most concrete answer (nor did DrBlackgaard for his question) on
how much Connie weighs, but what I have just mentioned is worth thinking
about. I assume (from all the cartoon pictures) that Connie is skinny and
average sized for a girl her age. Age? Oh yeah, age also may play a factor.
Connie is getting older now and it's possible that her metabolism is going
to drop, meaning that she will get fat easier. I can't imagine a fat
Connie... can you?