True Stories

[Mandy]

Yeah it was terrible! But if I told you what I said you wouldn't understand it at all unless I told you all about some of my friends and people I know and what there names are etc.

[Mickey]

OK this is very funny! Mind I was only told this but I believe it is true!

So these people have a talking parrot and they had people over for Sunday lunch and the man was praying for ever. Then after awhile the parrot goes "In Jesus Name Amen"!! Yes the parrot!

[Blitz]

Dig in!

[Bethany Shepard]

Did y'all know that my life is based on a true story?! Yup. Cool, right?

[Emma]

Wow Bethany!! Amazing!!! ^. ^

[Bethany Shepard]

Yesterday I was in mid-sentence, telling my sister how klutzy she is, as I hit my head on the car door, trying to sit down. *sigh*

[Emma]

Wow Beth. You got skills girl!

[Blitz]

That is why you never tell some one they are a klutz. You are one.

[Mickey]

I just caught a tiny, cute mouse sooooooo cute in are bathroom. But my parents aren't so happy!!

[Okie]

My mom likes to run around the block most mornings, and we ride our bikes.
Today, while we were on our route, we noticed that somebody's goats had got out – all 11 of them.
Nobody was home, so we decided the decent thing was to put the goats back. Easier said than done. These goats were not tame like my cousin's, they did not just let you take them back to their pen. I found an old clothesline dog leash, you know the kind with clips on both ends. I thought I could put the loop over the head of the goat and lead them back to the pen...They wouldn't let me get close to them though. And, of course, me being the one who doesn't get poison ivy, got to run back behind the pen where the thorns and weeds were and chase the goats out. It was all quite funny when we got through cause since when do you go for a run and end up fighting 11 goats back into their pen??!

[Ashley]

(This happened several years ago)

Once upon a time me and some friends were handing out tracts. Some of them were across the street from where I was, and it being a rather hot day, I decided to take them some bottled water. I crossed the street, and when they were still about 6 feet away, I asked if they wanted any water. Since there were still a few people between me and them, a random guy was just like "yeah I'll take some water", and I was too stunned to do anything so I just handed him a bottle and ran to my friend, who was doubled over with laughter. I no longer ask her on the street corner if she wants water.

I hope you enjoyed this story of my humiliation.

[Miss Friendship]

(This happened several years ago)

Once upon a time me and some friends were handing out tracts. Some of them were across the street from where I was, and it being a rather hot day, I decided to take them some bottled water. I crossed the street, and when they were still about 6 feet away, I asked if they wanted any water. Since there were still a few people between me and them, a random guy was just like "yeah I'll take some water", and I was too stunned to do anything so I just handed him a bottle and ran to my friend, who was doubled over with laughter. I no longer ask her on the street corner if she wants water.

I hope you enjoyed this story of my humiliation.

Hey I think that was a great Christian witness! The Bible does say "give to him that asketh of thee"

[Ashley]

Hey yeah I never thought of it like that! But still, it was extremely awkward. xD

[Miss Friendship]

Hey yeah I never thought of it like that! But still, it was extremely awkward. xD

Right. Sounds like something that would happen to me!