The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[John Henry]

*Steals Rosy's real lightsaber, and runs for his life.*

-- Fri Sep 19, 2014 1:11 pm --

*Steals Rosy's real lightsaber, and runs for his life.*

[Rosy]

Okay,
1. How on earth would you get my lightsaber? You were way outside the ERK headquarters and no one is going to open the door for you. Then you'd have to sneak up next to me (not going to happen) and detach it from my belt (also not going to happen without me noticing)

2. I already stated several times that if anyone but me touches my lightsaber, they'll get a major electrical shock. There is no way you could still be holding onto it.

Yes, this is a game, but please keep it somewhat realistic. And please don't ignore parts of posts others have made just so you can play the way you want to.

[John Henry]

1. Oh, then how can you use it?
2. I sneak in sometimes secretly, but PF doesn't chase me out.
3. Also, When I hung those massive "KRE posters" it was all sarcasm.

[Rosy]

1. Oh, then how can you use it?

Did you even read my last three posts?

a built-in shocker if anyone but me touches it.

if anyone but me touches my lightsaber, they'll get a major electrical shock.

I already stated several times that I have it programmed to electrocute anyone but me.

Yes, I realize it was all a joke.

[John Henry]

Oh, I msut have picked another decoy. Grrrr...
*Munches on a Chocolate Chip Muffin*:twisted:

[Emma]

Sit's down next to John Henry, grabs one of his muffins.

[GabrielleFandomGirl]

I have no tgotten on the ERK in about 18 months... HOW MANY LIFE AND DEATH CONVOS HAVE GONE ON?

[John Henry]

Sit's down next to John Henry, grabs one of his muffins.

This muffin will make you hate Emily because it is ESK food.

*Uses an EMP to make Underseasie's Lightsaber stop working so that at least it doesn't give you a shock.*

-- Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:15 pm --

I have no tgotten on the ERK in about 18 months... HOW MANY LIFE AND DEATH CONVOS HAVE GONE ON?

So far, these people have killed Whittifer with monkeys.

[Rosy]

So far, these people have killed Whittifer with monkeys.

LET IT GO!
This happened January of last year. You weren't even around, so stop bringing it up!

[Tea Ess]

Honestly, I think it was just a traumatic enough incident that there are people still recovering, mentally and emotionally. To give everyone closure, we should hold a memorial service for her.

Also, Whittifer didn't really die, but =p

[John Henry]

PF said that the ERK killed her with monkeys.

[Doll]

PF said that the ERK killed her with monkeys.

Please remind me why you believe everything PF says?

*runs away from the impending doom of PF's wrath*

[Rosy]

Also, Whittifer didn't really die, but =p

Exactly!

PF said that the ERK killed her with monkeys.

And? So? Big deal!

Reasons why you should stop bringing it up:

1. It was over a year and a half ago.
2. You weren't involved in any way.
3. It is no longer relevant to our current discussion.
4. You keep making it into a big deal. No one else thinks it's a big deal.
5. You seem to be rather fond of taking old experiences and posts and holding them against people.

[John Henry]

A murder is a murder. (:x )

[TigerShadow]

1. It was over a year and a half ago.
2. You weren't involved in any way.
3. It is no longer relevant to our current discussion.
4. You keep making it into a big deal. No one else thinks it's a big deal.

These points still stand.

[John Henry]

Then why is PF talking about it a couple pages ago? Besides killing is to be taken seriously not as a joke.

[TigerShadow]

"A couple of pages ago" and "our discussion now" are not the same thing.

I get what you're saying about the killing thing, but if you want people to take things like that seriously, then I'd suggest you stay off the Internet. :/

[Rosy]

Besides killing is to be taken seriously not as a joke.

So says the guy who last week was "pretend" shooting at pictures of PF's face?

[TigerShadow]

And is currently role-playing a training course involving firearms and explosives.

[John Henry]

Pictures. Not real people. Besides, who killed who first? :glares: (note: this is partly sarcasm. I have read the pages of the ERK, KRE, and TEHC history, and seen Metal15 attacking you guys by quoting your posts such as "death to Emily haters" and saying that you're not nice. I do this kind of part-joke because I'm pending for the KRE)