Blitzner's question place

[Blitz]

Actually, no. In real life I am the perfect gentleman. If it were up to grandmothers I would be married already. And it is true.
We just yell, "Run!"

[Helios]

You have matchmaking grandmothers? Oh how wonderful! *rubs hands together* Just what every boy needs... *snickers*

What, no bloody murder? Oh very well then. Wait...we? You identify with the British?

[Metal15]

Why do you ask people why they don't ask questions on your thread?

[Blitz]

Not when they are hanging onto your arm. Then again, I hate clingy people.
I hate Brits. Okay maybe not but I do not identify with them except for my addiction to tea.
Because.

[Helios]

Would you classify yourself as a huggy or nonhuggy person?

You like tea? Cool! What's your favorite type?

[Blitz]

Nonhuggy. I despise physical contact.

Earl grey of course. Nice taste.

[Helios]

Despise???? You want to be a physical hermit for the rest of your life??? What about the girl you like? Don't you want to give her a nice hug someday?

Are there any teas you passionately despise?

[Blitz]

Okay. I make exceptions. And sometimes I am forced to make exception with older peeps.

Green tea. Most wierd kinds of teas.

[Helios]

Green tea is weird? And...since when is weird spelled wierd? My spell-checker is throwing a tantrum.

Older peeps? How come?

[Blitz]

I mean grannies that always want to hug. Sigh.

I hate green tea like the rest of this house.

[Helios]

You call grannies peeps? And just how many you got there?

You hate the HOUSE?? Whatever did the poor house do to you?

[Blitz]

Here none. When I am on furlough I meet hundreds of grannies.
Not the house the green tea.

[Helios]

Oh....those kind of grannies. And they keep trying to match you up with someone? Good grief! You should come up and visit me sometime...

I'm a match-maker on stereoids!

Oh......kay..........so you hate green tea but not your house.

So, have YOU read Divergent?

And I think Beorn is really cool...did you notice the wildness in his eyes...? Imagine this guy with a morning star!

[Blitz]

I have a girlfriend.... And she can burn your eyes out with prettiness.

*coughs* Now off of that subject.

Yup, violent and cool.

Well, he should be in the battle scene so we'll be seeing him.

[Doll]

I have a girlfriend.... And she can burn your eyes out with prettiness.

*coughs* Now off of that subject.

Sorry. *cough* First thing that came to mind.

Do you like houseplants?

[Blitz]

Wait what? Burn me?

They are annoying and destroy movie space.

[Doll]

Wait what? Burn me?

They are annoying and destroy movie space.

Yes, you said she would burn your eyes out.

Movie space?

[Helios]

I would expect nothing less of your girlfriend, Blitz. Your future children should be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good-looking.

Lady GG....who is that.....UGLY man? He's making me burn all right...with a wild desire to make his face go away!

Soyo, Blitzo...I just can't wait to see Beorn take out orcs like he did in the book! Did you know that Bolg's armor is like embedded into him?

[Doll]

Lady GG....who is that.....UGLY man? He's making me burn all right...with a wild desire to make his face go away!

*gasp* UGLY?

It's Moriarty, from Sherlock, and while he is a nasty, evil villain, he certainly isn't UGLY.

[Blitz]

*Coughs* Does it have anything to do with the fact he looks a bit like Limerick? Oh now I get it.

I meant moving space.

I ain't married yet and who know what could happen? Don't worry about the kids yet.

Wait what Helios?