The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[Pound Foolish]

Shock doesn't begin to describe it. See here now though, Blondie. I've already explained many times the ERK is a counter to the Emily-haters. If you don't believe she "rules" that's fine. It's just that Emily doesn't deserve remarks like, "I hate her" and "she's a brat" that Emilhaters so often make about her as if she had no good qualities at all.
Don't do this, Blondie. *sobs* I love you. I would climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, eat a life-size model of the Smithsonian made of jello wearing a tutu, if i could only keep you.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I support your decision, Godsgirl. I'm sure it was a tough thing to do. But sometimes you have to deflect and ignore peer pressure to do what's right. Don't give in, Godsgirl!

And as a side note PF, I don't think Emily deserves such praise as: "Emily, Emily, we bow before thee" either. That's sacrilegious, by the way.

[Doll]

Not if it's treason... *blinks eyes innocently.*

You think.....TS and I?..... Treason? *sigh*

Shock doesn't begin to describe it. See here now though, Blondie. I've already explained many times the ERK is a counter to the Emily-haters. If you don't believe she "rules" that's fine. It's just that Emily doesn't deserve remarks like, "I hate her" and "she's a brat" that Emilhaters so often make about her as if she had no good qualities at all.
Don't do this, Blondie. *sobs* I love you. I would climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, eat a life-size model of the Smithsonian made of jello wearing a tutu, if i could only keep you.

You ARE still married Buster Brown, I will remind you, and furthermore, wait. Would the Smithsonian made of jello be wearing a tutu or would you?

And furthermore, I have a wonderful boyfriend who was able to break the evil spell of the ERK by giving me his patented Anit-E© smoothies, which ironically are green!

And I do still enjoy wearing a tutu.

I support your decision, Godsgirl. I'm sure it was a tough thing to do. But sometimes you have to deflect and ignore peer pressure to do what's right. Don't give in, Godsgirl!

I won't CT! I will hold strong!

Liz, Joy, would you like a smoothie?

[Aftershocker]

*pokes Doll*

(That's the closest I'll get to physical violence with you)

[Rosy]

Humph. My own sister... a traitor. Very sad....*sigh* But alas, as she has turned away from us Emily Lovers, we will...um...umm...

[Pound Foolish]

Death by monkeys!

[Samantha14]

Don't kill her! Just...Torture...*coughs*

[Metal15]

GG, make a run for it!!!

[Tea Ess]

She won't have to.

This strengthens my theory that the ERK is more cult than club. After joining, members cannot leave if their own free will. They are forced to vote illegally on certain issues. Anthems, contests, somgs, and artwork all revolve around the same character, who is elevated to the status of a deity. Certain unnamed leaders of the club promote false doctrine and ensnare innocent victims to accomplish their dark purposes. It is a testament to GG's mental strength that she could resist the club's powers after this long. Perhaps you should change the name to ERC.

*gallops by on a horse, swoops GG off her feet and into the saddle, and dashes into the castle*

*raises the drawbridge*

We are safe in this impregnable fortress. Please don't make any sudden moves outside the castle grounds. The archers can be quite rash, sometimes. It would be horrible if an accident were to occur.

[Metal15]

WHOO! TS is a hero! *runs into the fortress after them*

[Doll]

*GG yells to the archers*

"LET THAT STRANGE MA....ER....BO....ER.. GUY IN PLEASE!"

*Metal arrives safelyish.... inside the castle*

[Metal15]

*bows* thank ya kindly.

[Doll]

*whispers to Metal*

"Say, how good are you with a sword?"

[Metal15]

*whispers back*

"Not bad, if I do say so myself."

you?

[Doll]

I have been practicing, but I'm not very good, I'm afraid...

But, I just made a mini bow that shoots sewing pins as arrows, see?

*shoots a pin at the wall*

[Pound Foolish]

I just want to say, TS and Metal, it's so nice that you and Mr. Thinker and company are always posting here. It's in part thanks to you Emilyhaters that ERK is nearing fifty pages!
Alright, members... we shall decide by secret pm how to get Blondie out of the castle.

[Doll]

*Gasp*

I just remembered that I still have control of the ERK website!

OOOooooo.......

TS? Metal? Lets decide through secreter pm over what to do to it.

[Metal15]

*grins*

GG, I like your thinking...

-- Wed May 22, 2013 11:23 am --

I just want to say, TS and Metal, it's so nice that you and Mr. Thinker and company are always posting here. It's in part thanks to you Emilyhaters that ERK is nearing fifty pages!
Alright, members... we shall decide by secret pm how to get Blondie out of the castle.

You're very welcome, bud.

[Rosy]

Muahaha... bows, arrows, swords and pins are not match for my lightsaber.
*takes out lightsaber, then face palms*
Ummm...guys? We need to get more than GG out of the castle... I left my other lightsaber in there. Who knows what terrible, Emily hating things they could do with it..
Thank goodness it's locked up in a hidden corridor.

[Doll]

Meanwhile, inside the castle

*GG walks down corridor with TS*

*Trips on floor*

*TS helps her up*

Hey, that pannel just opened! I wonder what is down there?

*walks down corrider*

Its dark in here. But look, someone left a flashlight*

*pulls flashlight off wall*

*Lightsaber turns on*

OOooo! Cool!

*Goes off to practice lightsabering*