The Court of 11th Doctor Lord Ruler of the Debate Vampires

[Tea Ess]

*approaches the Satiness Throne*

My lord, I am making a formal request that the official Debate Vampire dessert be cupcakes. May it be so?

[Doll]

My lord, I am making a formal request that the official Debate Vampire dessert be cupcakes. May it be so?

Ew. Why cupcakes?

We need something sophisticated, like macarons.

[jehoshaphat]

Or ice cream. Everyone likes ice cream and ice cream can be very dignified. Or gelato, which is an even more sophisticated ice cream.

[Tea Ess]

I was thinking cupcakes because of the "Do you believe Jesus died for your sins" thread, the greatest thread of the ToO of all time.

What about macaroon cupcakes or ice cream cupcakes?

[Blitz]

I say we go for gelato. Who doesn't love a good gelato?

[Tarol]

How about Parfaits! EVERYONE likes parfaits. Have you ever met a person and you say "Hey, let's get some parfaits," and they say, ”Hockeysticks no I don't like no parfaits.” Parfaits are delicious. Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole entire planet.

[Doll]

How about Parfaits! EVERYONE likes parfaits. Have you ever met a person and you say "Hey, let's get some parfaits," and they say, ”Hockeysticks no I don't like no parfaits.” Parfaits are delicious. Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole entire planet.

A+ use of a Shrek quote.

I too love gelato. Mmmm.

[Eleventh Doctor]

There is no need for an official desert, we are debate vampires not bakers.

[Miss Friendship]

There is no need for an official desert, we are debate vampires not bakers.

*coughs* May unimportant MF approach your most excellent majesty of the smug debate vampires?

[Eleventh Doctor]

You may

[Miss Friendship]

Vampires survive on blood. Why are you so brutal and cold as to refuse us a dessert? Not even a blood dessert?

*flaps wings moodily*

[Eleventh Doctor]

Let them suck blood, we are not hipster millennials who survive on artisan cupcakes

[Miss Friendship]

Does my opinion matter? Am I allowed to bring up some valid questions about the moral undertakings of your court?

[Tea Ess]

Let them suck blood, we are not hipster millennials who survive on artisan cupcakes

We aren't?

*throws away the artisan cupcakes*

[Tarol]

not hipster millennials

/me dies ALL YA'LL are hipster millennials. xD Stereotypical ones at that.

[Eleventh Doctor]

You may speak and I will listen

[Miss Friendship]

How is the idea of debate vampires justified on a forum where they could potentially take away from AIO discussion?

Why is the SS ruled by moody mods who like certain people and look down on the "off topic posters"? Is favoritism good?

Why are all conservative posters considered trolls and the liberals respected as kings/queens?

Also why do debate vampires only demand sources when they disagree with a point of view?

Is debate vampire pride a flaw?

*bows*

[Eleventh Doctor]

How is the idea of debate vampires justified on a forum where they could potentially take away from AIO discussion?

People will post where they will post

Why is the SS ruled by moody mods who like certain people and look down on the "off topic posters"? Is favoritism good?

The mods of SS are not moody. Off topic posts are moved or merged for order's sake. Favoritism isn't good.

Why are all conservative posters considered trolls and the liberals respected as kings/queens?

That is not the case

Also why do debate vampires only demand sources when they disagree with a point of view?

I demand sources all the time

Is debate vampire pride a flaw?

Yes

[Blitz]

I be to differ. If you agree with a point, you don't demand sources. And often if you don't agree with what the source says, it is unreliable.

[Eleventh Doctor]

True, if there is agreement between the people debating I don't demand a source because there's no reason since there's no disagreement.

I often say sources are unreliable because there are many unreliable sources, would it help if I provided criteria for what is a credible source here so it isn't subjective?