101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married

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Pound Foolish wrote:81. All the fangirls would be crushing on a married man. Oops.
LOL! This is great!!!
Hm, they'd have to start crushing Mitch... :P
Who is actually married? :P
Yes, but that wouldn't necessarily stop it. :|
Or on Jefff.
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83. There would be no one to plan the wedding since Connie would be the one getting married.
84. Connie doesn't know the first thing about computers and technological things which would probably drive Jason up the wall.
85. Mitch would have no other option if Penny killed his fiance.
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Numbers 83 and 85... Oh goodness, delightful.

86. Connie would pick on Jason's hair and clothes, and Jason would have no opinion on Connie's appearance. If you know the characters at all, no elaboration is here needed.
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87. Connie would have the latest Whit for a father-in-law. Horrors!
88. There children would always be asking why grandpa has a brick in his throat.
89. They would have to change the name of the antique shop.
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*Jason would be a vastly different ideas on raising a kid.
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90. What would happen to Candid Conversations With Connie? Because Candid Conversations With Connie + Jason just doesn't fit.
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91. Connie couldn't stand how many guns Jason has.
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Congratulations on the ninetieth reason, Jay... or Did Bltiz get it?

92. If Jason bought clothes for the kids, they'd have a dreadful childhood.
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I am not sure why people persist in making this go on.

Jason and Connie could do it. :!:
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Connie can't get married when she's 16! Jason just isn't her style anyway
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Except she's not 16? I'm not a Jason and Connie fan but to be honest a lot of these reasons don't make any sense.
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93. Because Miss Friendship thinks they would be a good match.

Does that count.
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You forgot a question mark, Jay.
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That definitely counts. ;)
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True, they're mostly just jokes, but some don't line up with aio facts or common sense, Rosy.

94. The original Jason stole the golden fleece. What if Jason's secretly a thief?

95. Come to that, why won't Jason tell Connie the recipe for raspberry ripple? Maybe it's poisonous.
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96: Because Jason is never fully honest.

We are almost to 101.
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'Cept for the fact that half your reasons are pretty much the same, eh? ;)
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Pretty much the same in the way that there all very good?
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What happens when you reach 101? Is this topic archived (or basemented?)?
17:39<Novatom>: I'm in another boat. A boat of people who don't know what everyone's talking about. A boat that is sinking.
17:40<Sameriazx>: oh no... here we go again...
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Once this thread reaches 101, we'll probably archive it or lock it when discussion stops.
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