The episode would begin with Penny's bridesmaids trying on their dresses. Connie is the maid of honor and gets to meet Penny's sister, and three good friends. Connie manages to keep her cool despite personality clashes with the newcomers, but almost loses it when it. Ones to the style of the dresses. (penny thought artistic dresses would be more beautiful than traditional dresses).
Meanwhile Wooton is getting the prewedding jitters. But Wooton is comforted by his close friends that have gone through this before. We hear from Jack and his wedding with his first wife, Emily. Then we hear a little from Jason involving a girl he met in the Middle East, almost got married but in the end it didn't work out. (Differences on town size preference. )
After hearing these contrasting stories Wooton feels a little better, and the ceremony gets closer.
Unfortunately Wooton doesn't coordiNate with Penny on what the groomsmen wore, and chose superhero themed tuxedos. The pastor references the contrasting costumes symbolically as a metaphor for two separate worlds becoming one.
After the wedding the reception is held and Wooton and Penny of course do the chicken dance at some point after all the pictures.
And then Jason wakes up from his nightmare and shivers at the joint of Wooton and Penny getting married.
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
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Monica...seriously???? AIO is NOT going to marry Jason off to a non-Christian criminal that used him. Get over it people. This is a CHRISTIAN radio program!!!CreativeThinker101 wrote:How dare you, PF! Jason is going to marry Monica, not Penny! I can't believe you have the audacity to say such a thing!Pound Foolish wrote:If Wooton did that, Penny would elope with Jason.
"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
The guests arrive. Ushers shake their hands and get them to their seats. However something is out of place. While everyone is wearing dresses or formal suits, Wooton is wearing a suit as well. But this suit is anything but formal. This suit is green. Wooton is also wearing a white dress shirt and a yellow bowtie. Who let him wear THAT to the wedding? It only gets worse when the doors open, the groomsmen and bridesmaids walk in, and Penny is in a white dress...made completely from canvas fabric! It still looks beautiful, but as she passes the guests, the faint smell of paint can be detected.
After that, things seem to return to normal. Pastor Barclay (flown in from Pokenberry Falls) proceeds to read some page of text while Wooton and Penny stare lovingly into each others' eyes. The time comes for the vows (which Wooton and Penny decided to write themselves). Wooton begins talking, and starts comparing Penny to all of his favorite foods. Penny paints the picture of Wooton as the best man in the world LITERALLY. She has a painting canvas all set up and paints a picture of Wooton! It is then sent off to hang on the mantle of their new home.
Finally, the I-dos. George Barclay asks Wooton if he will love and cherish Penny until death do they part, and he starts to tear up from thinking of ever being parted from Penny by death. But eventually he regains his composure and says, "I do.". Pastor Barclay turns to Penny and asks the same, to which she replies, "I do.".
"I now pronounce you husband and wife." George says. The crowd erupts into enthusiastic applause while streamers, balloons, and doves appear out of the sky. "You may now kiss the bride." says Pastor Barclay, and Wooton and Penny do.
Meanwhile, Connie is one of the bridesmaids. She is crying as she always does at weddings. Eugene, Jason and Whit are the groomsmen. Eugene is wondering about how crazy the reception will be, and Whit is smiling and thanking God for this wonderful couple.
Jason just stands there, looking like James Bond in his suit.
Unfortunately for this story, the wedding isn't over. There is still a reception to be had. Everyone gets in their cars and drive from Odyssey Community Church to, where else, Whit's End.
Everyone arrives, and the tables all have white tablecloths on them. The place seems brighter than usual and everyone has grins on their faces. Wooton and Penny sit together at the end of the room at a large table. to Penny's right is her best friend, Connie. To Wooton's left sits John Avery Whittaker.
The time comes for cake to be served. At a normal wedding, there would be a white cake with flowers on it.
But this is no normal wedding.
Made specially by both Whit and Hal's Diner, this cake does not have flowers, but in fact has licorice chunks instead. The cake itself is a chocolate ice cream cake that has already begun to slightly melt. But that is okay, because the guest list includes many of Odyssey's children. The children get their cake, as do the adults, and the entire cake is eaten in the space of 10 minutes.
Next comes the dancing. All the tables are cleared off and moved to transform Whit's End into a dance floor. The music starts to play using the Kyds Radio studio as a DJ station. Everybody dances to songs such as "Ode to Macaroni", "I'm in the Deep End Over You" and "The Moonlight, a Tuba, and You."
Everything seems to be going great for the most part. But as often happens when everything is going great, everything goes wrong. Jay and Vance are up to no good, and they sneak in to the place and tazer everyone. People are being stunned and knocked out all over the place and nobody knows what to make of it. Finally, Wooton and Penny are the last ones standing. Wooton says,
"Wow. Thanks guys. Everyone coming up and shaking hands with me was starting to wear me out."
Then the guests are given licorice to throw!
Also,there should be laser tager, QandA with Wotoon. And for the kids STORY TIME!
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Wow, cool. But Wooton wouldn't even be able to get close enough to her to kss her! =Pgablerbage8 wrote:I have basically gotten my heart set on this dress for Penny
I didn't know he had a dog. Does it come up in one of the album 59 episodes after part 5?John Henry wrote:What about Wooton's dog?
That's as far as I got...
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Why do you say that? First off, it isn't nearly as big of a skirt as most wedding dresses are, secondly, the crinoline (the thing underneath that makes it poof), is probably also made of tulle, so yes, he could get close enough to kiss her.Natalie P. wrote:Wow, cool. But Wooton wouldn't even be able to get close enough to her to kss her! =Pgablerbage8 wrote:I have basically gotten my heart set on this dress for Penny
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