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Coming back from the dead: Ask Montie anything

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Note: Any question you ask may be answered by Audrey instead.

Ask me anything from what kind of potatoes do I like to what its like being so hawt. Ye. I'm actually not that hawt. Its just really warm rn.
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And who is the Miss in your avatar? :P
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Her name is Audrey. You see, several years ago, she and I were married. Then, annulment came. And then she murdered me. So this is she. How are you doing?
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Would like to clarify: This is not me. He's using his own account rn.
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What is life.
How is it being stuck with Audrey?
Do you need help?
Are you in physical or mental danger?
Would you like me to contact the relevant authorities?
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42. Its... Aud. (xD Punz!) Yes... Do you know any psychiatrists? Probably, but not to my knowledge. Sure, whos relevant? Would Ryan Matlock be relevant?
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Ryan Matlock is always relevant.
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Ryan Matlock is the real bae. <3

Also, SW, I can assure you this was all his doing. And DEFINITELY not my idea. He was very pleased with himself when he did all this xD
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Okay, Audrey are you married?
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AuntKate wrote:Okay, Audrey are you married?
I was, long ago. But then, his mother annulled us. And then I was shipped with like 1000 people and dated and all that. So my former love and I grew apart...
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Hey, Montie! It's good to see you're still alive. =p

So what kind of potatoes do you like?
What did you do for Thanksgiving?
What have you been up to lately?
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This is sooo confusing! Audrey, please PM me and explain. This makes me want to cry, it's so confusing.
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Hi myself! Its good to be alive! xD
to answer the questions: All of them.
I stayed home, ate a ton and found out my sister got engaged. xD
Sleeping, prepping to get more than an associates degree, sleeping, and working. xD
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What is your favourite prime number? \:D/
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Bro. Do you even have to ask. It is so obviously 5. Gosh.
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