"If you could take an all-expense paid vacation to anywhere with anyone, where would you go and with whom?"
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <brain shorts out>
"If you could travel back in time to talk to any 3 people from the past, who would you pick and what would you ask them?"
First I would go have a chat with my parents when they were my age. Then, I would check out Israel during the time of Christ. I'll figure out who I'll talk to when I get there. Also, I would hunt some sicarii while in town. Not quite ninjas, but better than nothing in 30 A.D.
"Do you like your middle name, if you have one?"
Yes, I do.
"Are you a Christian?"
I am.
"Why so secretive?"
All the ninjas (and a whole bunch of other people including but not limited to Jedi, Sith, Grim Reapers of all stripes and the Imperium) all hate my guts and want me dead.
You can imagine why I might want to keep a low profile by leaving comments on an online forum. Besides, an aura of mystery (and confusion) is good for business.
"Do you like chocolate-covered pretzels?"
But of course.
"Who is your hero?"
Heroes, actually. A partial list: Jesus Christ, Rich Mullins, C.S. Lewis, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Han Solo. I also admire Kurosaki Ichigo but would not consider him my "hero".
"What is the last movie you saw in the theater, BESIDES Star Wars which is an invalid answer?"
I object to the idea that Star Wars doesn't count, but nevertheless. Last movie I saw in the theatre was Unbroken.
"Do you get suckers at the bank?"
"Do you have an over-developed sense of self-worth?"
"Who do you want to PM so badly?"
I'm not even going to answer those
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"Have you ever tasted alcohol?"
Yes. Though since it impairs my hunting skills I tend to avoid it.
"Do you particularly care for Naruto?"
Hmmmm. Well, yes and no. I can't stand the MC trimivurate, though they improved as they got older. I did like the supporting cast quite a bit, and I am definitely digging the new generation of characters, oddly enough. The only story arc I really liked was the one with the bridge builder guy.
"Favorite band?"
Christian or non-Christian?
"Favorite martial art?"
Wing Chun, though I've never studied it in real life.
"I would hire you to kill Allie, but I rather like her. She's useful."
Aahhhhh, I see. Not to worry though, the bidding has already started. Highest so far is offering 5 billion and a converted Corellian space freighter. <Rubs hands together> Good times are coming, lalalalala.
"How do you feel about Helios posting in your thread?"
Am I supposed to be frightened by Helios?
Everyone fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter