How to sneak up on a Ninja

[NinjaHunter]

Hey all, just thought I'd do one of these since I'm new and trying to get enough posts to use PM, .

So, ask anything and everything and I will give a response... maybe .


Everyone should fear ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter.

[Miss Friendship]

Are you a guy or a girl?

Yes, I'm blunt.

Did you know we have another Ninja in these parts?

[Eleventh Doctor]

Do you think recycling, reducing carbon emissions, and finding fuel sources besides fossil fuel are bad things?

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

If you could take an all-expense paid vacation to anywhere with anyone, where would you go and with whom?
If you could travel back in time to talk to any 3 people from the past, who would you pick and what would you ask them?
If you had to pick only 5 books and 3 movies to take with you to a deserted island (which, strangely enough, has electricity and a DVR), what would you choose?
Do you like your middle name, if you have one?
Would you rather have dill pickles or sauerkraut on your hamburger?

[TigerShadow]

What's your denomination?

Any favorites for the 2016 election?

[NinjaHunter]

Oh boy. Here we go:

"Are you a guy or a girl?"

If I didn't put it on my profile, did you think I would tell you lol?

"Did you know we have another Ninja in these parts?"

Uh, yes. I'm just waiting for someone to hire me to "get" her. Hunting ninjas isn't cheap after all.

"Do you think recycling, reducing carbon emissions, and finding fuel sources besides fossil fuel are bad things?"

Nope. Just don't mandate that I have to do those things to "save" the planet. Oh, and wait for the market to pick up alternative energy sources when they're ready.

"Would you rather have dill pickles or sauerkraut on your hamburger?"

Pickles. Sauerkraut gives away my position to any self-respecting ninja. Yecht.

"What's your denomination?"

Don't have one. I don't think they'd approve of my hobbies <evil grin>.

"Any favorites for the 2016 election?"

Ted Cruz. Then again, none of my favorites have won for the pas 8 years .


Will answer more when I finish stalking this Jedi-oops, I mean ninja!


Everyone fears ninja (and Jedi) except for one: I, NinjaHunter

[Dom]

Are you a Christian? Why so secretive? Do you like chocolate-covered pretzels? Who is your hero? Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? What is the last movie you saw in the theater, BESIDES Star Wars which is an invalid answer? Do you get suckers at the bank? Have you ever tasted alcohol? Do you have any pets? Do you have an over-developed sense of self-worth? Who do you want to PM so badly?

Dom

[Blitz]

It's a ninja duh! I'm guessing girl though.
Do you particularly care for Naruto?
Favorite band?
What are your hobbies?
Favorite martial art?

[Helios]

I would hire you to kill Allie, but I rather like her. She's useful.

Favorite books?

Favorite movies?

Are you really a girl like Blitz suggested?

[snubs]

How do you feel about Helios posting in your thread?

[NinjaHunter]

"If you could take an all-expense paid vacation to anywhere with anyone, where would you go and with whom?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <brain shorts out>


"If you could travel back in time to talk to any 3 people from the past, who would you pick and what would you ask them?"

First I would go have a chat with my parents when they were my age. Then, I would check out Israel during the time of Christ. I'll figure out who I'll talk to when I get there. Also, I would hunt some sicarii while in town. Not quite ninjas, but better than nothing in 30 A.D.


"Do you like your middle name, if you have one?"

Yes, I do.


"Are you a Christian?"

I am.


"Why so secretive?"

All the ninjas (and a whole bunch of other people including but not limited to Jedi, Sith, Grim Reapers of all stripes and the Imperium) all hate my guts and want me dead.

You can imagine why I might want to keep a low profile by leaving comments on an online forum. Besides, an aura of mystery (and confusion) is good for business.


"Do you like chocolate-covered pretzels?"

But of course.


"Who is your hero?"

Heroes, actually. A partial list: Jesus Christ, Rich Mullins, C.S. Lewis, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Han Solo. I also admire Kurosaki Ichigo but would not consider him my "hero".


"What is the last movie you saw in the theater, BESIDES Star Wars which is an invalid answer?"

I object to the idea that Star Wars doesn't count, but nevertheless. Last movie I saw in the theatre was Unbroken.


"Do you get suckers at the bank?"

"Do you have an over-developed sense of self-worth?"

"Who do you want to PM so badly?"

I'm not even going to answer those .


"Have you ever tasted alcohol?"

Yes. Though since it impairs my hunting skills I tend to avoid it.


"Do you particularly care for Naruto?"

Hmmmm. Well, yes and no. I can't stand the MC trimivurate, though they improved as they got older. I did like the supporting cast quite a bit, and I am definitely digging the new generation of characters, oddly enough. The only story arc I really liked was the one with the bridge builder guy.


"Favorite band?"

Christian or non-Christian?


"Favorite martial art?"

Wing Chun, though I've never studied it in real life.


"I would hire you to kill Allie, but I rather like her. She's useful."

Aahhhhh, I see. Not to worry though, the bidding has already started. Highest so far is offering 5 billion and a converted Corellian space freighter. <Rubs hands together> Good times are coming, lalalalala.


"How do you feel about Helios posting in your thread?"

Am I supposed to be frightened by Helios?


Everyone fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter

[Tarol]

I'm guessing your a "Prequels are the spawn of Satan" Star Wars fan?

[NinjaHunter]

I'm guessing your a "Prequels are the spawn of Satan" Star Wars fan?

So much so that I have not seen much past Ep 1., and know most of what I know of the prequels from Lego StarWars . Loved Ep. 7 though.

Which were your favorite SW films (and games if you want include those?)?


Everyone fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter

[Blitz]

I don't exactly fear ninjas... I'm lightning.
Both kind, Christian and non-Christian.
Ever cried over an animal?
Know languages other than English?

[Miss Friendship]

Do you know that your Q and A is really hard to read without using the "quote" option?

What's your opinion of the SS by now?

[Eleventh Doctor]

Where do you go to church?

Who are you going to vote for in the presidential race?

[NinjaHunter]

"If you had to pick only 5 books and 3 movies to take with you to a deserted island (which, strangely enough, has electricity and a DVR), what would you choose?"

This was a toughie. I settled the LOTR trilogy, Joker One, and the latest edition of Jane's Guide to Tanks and AFVs for books, and After, Wreck-It-Ralph, and Pacific Rim for movies.

For a desert island, to be honest, I would really want to have The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, as I would finally have the time to play it to the fullest.

Ever cried over an animal?

Maybe. I don't remember to be honest.

Favorite band?

More like a list of favorite bands

Christian: Rich Mullins, Chris Rice, 2nd Chapter of Acts, Downhere, Skillet, Lifehouse

Non-Christian: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, The Seekers, Pentatonix

Know languages other than English?

As Ninjahunter, of course ; in real life...

No. Though I have dabbled in Mandarian and Korean.

Do you know that your Q and A is really hard to read without using the "quote" option?

Fixed .

What's your opinion of the SS by now?

I'm still new. I won't have much of an opinion for a while, at least.

Where do you go to church?

To protect my fellow worshipers from the legions of crazy ninja out there, I also keep this a secret .

Who are you going to vote for in the presidential race?

Not Clinton. Not Sanders. Not Gary Johnson. Maybe not Trump. It will be hard to say until we know for certain who the line-up will be. I'm rooting for Ted Cruz right now, though my guys rarely get in .



Pretty much everyone except Blitz fears ninjas, and then the one: I, Ninjahunter

[Eleventh Doctor]

What do you like about Cruz?

[Blitz]

Have you heard about Ben Carson?
Oh I like Linkin park.
How much do you hate pop?
Favorite genre of books?

[Miss Friendship]

Would you consider joining this debate/discussion board a few of us started?
http://thera.alldiscussion.net