Ask Countesss

[Helios]

I avoid your FB like the plague. I'm too busy exploiting the opportunity for stalking other people. But I must see these gloves.

Oh, prithee, tell me the lottery story. It sounds exquisite....ly torturous.

[Miss Friendship]

But I must see these gloves.

I can't find a picture online and I'm much too lazy to go take a picture.

Oh, prithee, tell me the lottery story. It sounds exquisite....ly torturous.

If I won the lottery...

(This is a quote from a hangout message I sent two individuals. )

I'd quit my job, and move to New York. I'd pay for an expensive college. Then I'd travel Europe with Ox. I'd also take my own pilgrimage and go see all the monasteries in Ireland. I'd help some parents adopt some orphans, and feed a bunch more. I'd buy a whole new wardrobe, including sets of clothes from each century so I have enough costumes to last forever. I'd buy a 2016 car since a 2017 one would be bad according to Ox. I'd invest in growing companies so I hopefully never have to work again. Then I'd buy a huge mansion or a castle with its own bar, hot tub, pool and mini Taco Bell inside, then I'd throw a huge party to celebrate my 21st birthday and drink lots of hard cider as I throw my last dollar in the air. Then the next day I'd go get a job and sell my house.

[Helios]

I meant I'd go look on FB. Unless you haven't a pic on there, then I must suffer picless.

That is a horrible way to spend all that money. It would be far better if you invested in some very successful companies, then built your own Batcave beneath a strategically-located mansion and begin the quest to rid the world of injustice. Also, buy chocolate. LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.

Wait, you like Taco Bell? What kind of low-class citizen ARE you?

[GJFH]

What's your favourite thing to eat at Taco Bell?
Have you seen the movie Brave?
Have you ever dined at Chipolte?
Would you ever visit the castles in Scotland?

[Miss Friendship]

Wait, you like Taco Bell? What kind of low-class citizen ARE you?

I can't even begin to unpack all the judgment and horror in those questions. YES I LIKE TACO BELL. *waves blood stained flag proudly*

What's your favourite thing to eat at Taco Bell?

Their chicken quesadillas

Have you seen the movie Brave?

I don't believe so

Have you ever dined at Chipolte?

I have. Once with Kait, in fact.

Would you ever visit the castles in Scotland?

I would. And i will.

[Emma]

If you were to go to New Zealand and could only pack seven things, what would they be? (trip is an all-expense paid one)

[Miss Friendship]

If you were to go to New Zealand and could only pack seven things, what would they be? (trip is an all-expense paid one)

Hmm, my wallet, my phone, two outfits, one hat, one coat annnnd can I pack a person? Ox (yes I might have to gag and handcuff him and stuff him in a bag, but Heli would help me)

[GJFH]

What is your favourite kind of muffin?
Do you ever put sprinkles in your hot chocolate?
What book have you read recently that impacted you?
Do you have a church you're currently involved in?

[Helios]

Ox (yes I might have to gag and handcuff him and stuff him in a bag, but Heli would help me)

Why isn't he coming willingly? But now that we're on the topic of hostages, can I bring Metal? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, Mommy?

Also, my girl, you disappoint me. Why have you been ignoring me?

[Didi]

Do you like socks?

[Miss Friendship]

What is your favourite kind of muffin?

Chocolate Chip or Banana

Do you ever put sprinkles in your hot chocolate?

Nope, but that's only because I don't have them.

What book have you read recently that impacted you?

Currently I'm reading the Posionwood Bible. Its been very grabbing, impacting and intriguing.

Do you have a church you're currently involved in?

Getting involved in yes.

Why isn't he coming willingly?

Because Ox's are always stubborn. I thought you knew.

But now that we're on the topic of hostages, can I bring Metal? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, Mommy?

*sighs* Sure, but I'll be chopping off his golden locks.

Also, my girl, you disappoint me. Why have you been ignoring me?

I respond every time you venture into my presence dear. I do work fifty hours a week you know and sleep the other 118.

Do you like socks?

Only if I'm wearing shoes. Otherwise a thousand times no.

[Bethany Shepard]

Have you heard of the Tim Hawkins podcast; Poddy Break?

What's something in your life right now that you're loving a lot?

[Helios]

Is Ox doing better these days? I haven't heard from him ages.

BTW, Metal totally got a haircut like a month ago. He looks dashing as ever. *snickers*

Wait, you sleep for 118 hours a week? That's like...16 hours a day.

When you were a kid, did you do sleepovers often? Or at all?

Dear Miss Friendship,

This boy I knew five years ago has turned into a complete stranger who looks at me funny when I talk to him. Should I dump him for good or kidnap him and take him home with me to Canada?

[Miss Friendship]

Have you heard of the Tim Hawkins podcast; Poddy Break?

Nope.

What's something in your life right now that you're loving a lot?

It's more of a love/hate relationship, but work. xD

Is Ox doing better these days? I haven't heard from him ages.

He died. I miss him so much.

BTW, Metal totally got a haircut like a month ago. He looks dashing as ever. *snickers*

TMI

Wait, you sleep for 118 hours a week? That's like...16 hours a day.

Ever heard of exaggeration? But seriously, I am tired all the hours that I'm not working except the weekend.

When you were a kid, did you do sleepovers often? Or at all?

I did some yes, although they were few and far between.

Dear Miss Friendship,

This boy I knew five years ago has turned into a complete stranger who looks at me funny when I talk to him. Should I dump him for good or kidnap him and take him home with me to Canada?

I feel like you should kidnap the minor and hold him in a dungeon until he is of age.

[Connie G.]

Is Ox doing better these days? I haven't heard from him ages.

He died. I miss him so much.

Bummer

Hey what's the best thing that happened to you in 2016?

[Miss Friendship]

Hey what's the best thing that happened to you in 2016?

Wow. Unanswerable question. o_0 So many good things happened, but if I have to choose just one... Gonna have to be Ox. #soulbestiesforever #trollsforlife

Oh...

AND NO WE ARE NOT A SHIP AND NEVER WILL BE. End of discussion.

[GJFH]

I would assume you've been asked this, yet I wasn't around then.
Why did you choose to the name Countess?
What is Isaiah's favourite food?
How often do you cook?
Do you like being able to go out and shop for yourself?
What is one recipe you enjoy making on a regular basis?

[Bethany Shepard]

Why did you choose the profile picture you have?

Worst movie you've ever seen?

[Miss Friendship]

Why did you choose to the name Countess?

Well first of all, out of all the royalty names, I liked the sound of Countess the best. One of my favorite books called Ishmael had a Countess in it and who's character I absolutely adored which is another reason.

What is Isaiah's favourite food?

Hmm, I don't think I know. #horriblefriend He's not much of a food person.

How often do you cook?

Like never. Once a week at the most.

Do you like being able to go out and shop for yourself?

Yesssss.

What is one recipe you enjoy making on a regular basis?

Hmm, does French Toast count?

Why did you choose the profile picture you have?

No particular reason. I wanted vintage and so that's what I chose. I should replace it again soon though.

Worst movie you've ever seen?

Hmmm, the first Star Wars.

[Helios]

You and Ox are platonic life-partners. Get over it. Also, you say he's not a food person? *pulls out restraints* Well, looks like we'll have to force-feed him chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda, now won't we?

What's TMI about declaring my undying love for Metal? *holds in twisted smile of glee* YOU are quite vocal in YOUR appreciation for certain...ahem...people.

The minor of whom you spoke is more likely to aid in kidnapping than be kidnapped himself. We spent a lovely evening discussing the imminent demise of one of our fellow party-goers. It involved carotid chokes and karate chops to the neck. Glorious fun.

When you say first Star Wars, is that A New Hope or Phantom Menace?