ProtoMitch!
Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 5:47 pm
I was listening to some early episodes the other day and stumbled upon Connie's perfect husband!
Robert aka "ProtoMitch" from Go Ye Therefore.
Here are 11 reasons (that's right, you get one extra) why ProtoMitch is perfect for Connie:
1: He has no last name. This way Connie can remain Connie Kendall.
2: He's a Christian who's on fire for God. Seriously, he and Connie put gospel tracts in library books!
3: He's not old like Jason. Jason was 8 when his brother left for the Vietnam War. I know Odyssey time is wonky, but it's still too weird.
4:He's an obscure classic character, just like Jeff Lewis. Perfect for shoehorning into modern AiO!
5: His name is Robert, just like Connie's ex. Connie by no means has any leftover emotional damage reguarding men named Robert.
6: He's not a bush pilot or a spy (that we know of anyway...) He is much less likely to have an untimely death and leave Connie a young widow.
7: He is voiced by Steve Burns. Sharing the same voice actor as Rodney Rathbone means that he will be available to record everytime this common odyssey character is already in an episode.
8: As far as we know, he's not already married. Take that Mitch fans!
9: Unlike Mitch, he can return before cats go extinct.
10: He will not be confused for real-life racecar driver Jeff Lewis. Fortunately, Robert is an extremely uncommon name in that profession.
11. Without detailed explaination, it will confuse Mitch shippers to no end. The entertainment value alone for the AiO fandom will be worth it. For extra entertainment value, he could be recently divorced from a woman named Maureen.
#ProtoMitchIsPerfect
Robert aka "ProtoMitch" from Go Ye Therefore.
Here are 11 reasons (that's right, you get one extra) why ProtoMitch is perfect for Connie:
1: He has no last name. This way Connie can remain Connie Kendall.
2: He's a Christian who's on fire for God. Seriously, he and Connie put gospel tracts in library books!
3: He's not old like Jason. Jason was 8 when his brother left for the Vietnam War. I know Odyssey time is wonky, but it's still too weird.
4:He's an obscure classic character, just like Jeff Lewis. Perfect for shoehorning into modern AiO!
5: His name is Robert, just like Connie's ex. Connie by no means has any leftover emotional damage reguarding men named Robert.
6: He's not a bush pilot or a spy (that we know of anyway...) He is much less likely to have an untimely death and leave Connie a young widow.
7: He is voiced by Steve Burns. Sharing the same voice actor as Rodney Rathbone means that he will be available to record everytime this common odyssey character is already in an episode.
8: As far as we know, he's not already married. Take that Mitch fans!
9: Unlike Mitch, he can return before cats go extinct.
10: He will not be confused for real-life racecar driver Jeff Lewis. Fortunately, Robert is an extremely uncommon name in that profession.
11. Without detailed explaination, it will confuse Mitch shippers to no end. The entertainment value alone for the AiO fandom will be worth it. For extra entertainment value, he could be recently divorced from a woman named Maureen.
#ProtoMitchIsPerfect