101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married

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Love it!
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And you forget the random sister-in-law.
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Ma'am, you are sooooooooooooooo getting lynched. :twisted:

Connie can sing...sorta. ;) And why can't she give love advice? She gives advice on Candid Conversations, doesn't she?

I'm dying at 29#. Oh me, oh my, you just had to bring that up.... *rolls onto the floor holding her sides*

I just thought of a reason that Connie COULD marry Jason. She and Monty would be great siblings-in-law. :P
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Yeah, helios. We're the ones who truly love Jason. The J=Cers want Jason to have an annual New Mother In Law day and Bill Kendall for Dad! Aannd, which also means...

#30 Any kids Jason and Connie had would have Bill for a grandfather! Who would wish that on innocent children?
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No she and Monty would squabble all day. And she and Jenny... She can't stand Eugene as it is.
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25. Connie is already reserved for Jeff (like tell me, why would adventures in odyssey bring Jeff back if they didn't want Connie and him to be together?)

26. Jason is like 40 and Connie is like 25 (at most)... Jason is at least 15 years older than her! he's almost old enough to be her father

27. Jason falls in love with people like Tasha and Monica who are "agents" like himself

28. Jason is more "marriage minded" and Connie is more "boyfriend minded" (yes Connie and Mitch were engaged but you could sorta tell that Connie wasn't ready for marriage)

29. Connie still has lots of time, she is going to be 20 for another 40 years... Jason is already old, he needs someone

30. Connie has Penny as her roommate, Connie is not gonna abandon her to get married to Jason
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I love number 29.
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Hear hear, Vicky.

31 Jason is into antiques. Who thinks, "The perfect match for Connie would be... an antique dealer."
32 What if Connie goes shopping and orders a truck load of napkins?
33 What happens when their kids ask Connie to staple something for them?
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Connie could get along with antiques. She doesn't freak whenever she goes into Jack and Joanne's shop.

Okay..33...pretty good one there, Poundy. But when is that likely to happen? The kids are in school most of the time, unless Connie decides to homeschool, which I find unlikely. :?
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Connie just needs to except the fact that she's going to be single forever; she's been in college for over a decade, no one wants to marry her because of that.
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Pound Foolish wrote:Hear hear, Vicky.

31 Jason is into antiques. Who thinks, "The perfect match for Connie would be... an antique dealer."
32 What if Connie goes shopping and orders a truck load of napkins?
33 What happens when their kids ask Connie to staple something for them?
thats very true!!!
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34. Jason has a beard.
35. Jason has a better temper than Connie.
36. Jason can tolerate Eugene's intellectual Engilsh, Connie can't.
37. Jason will have some secret agents at his wedding with Connie which Connie cannot tolerate.
38. Jason is too old & mature for Connie.

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34. Jason has a beard.
35. Jason has a better temper than Connie.
36. Jason can tolerate Eugene's intellectual Engilsh, Connie can't.
37. Jason will have some secret agents at his wedding with Connie which Connie cannot tolerate.
38. Jason is too old & mature for Connie.
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John Henry wrote:34. Jason has a beard.
35. Jason has a better temper than Connie.
36. Jason can tolerate Eugene's intellectual Engilsh, Connie can't.
Why do these make them a bad couple? Seems to me that the contrast gives them more to work with as a couple than less.
John Henry wrote:37. Jason will have some secret agents at his wedding with Connie which Connie cannot tolerate.
Why not? If they're just people who are at his wedding, I don't see why she'd mind.
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38. Jason is like Mitch - that's why Connie should not marry him:D.
Say, Tiger - are you in the Jason + Connie club?
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Not really. I have a soft spot for them, but I acknowledge that it's a long shot—I just like the idea of them together. I don't really care about Connie's love life, to be honest, and I must be the only girl in the Odyssey fandom who doesn't.
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Why debate? The answer is obvious. Connie and Jason r perfect for each other.
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Jamesobie wrote:Why debate? The answer is obvious. Connie and Jason r perfect for each other.
Their chemistry is great. And why not? Like Amereka said, these are not GOOD reasons. A couple people mentioned Connie would leave Jason because she left Mitch as an agent. BUT PEOPLE, JASON IS NOT AN AGENT ANYMORE AND HE WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN.
Idk if it would be the right choice to marry them, but the writers should at least explore it

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Even though I do have a soft spot for them: picture this: Jason driving Connie to the delivery room. LOL
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Wodfamchocsod wrote:
BUT PEOPLE, JASON IS NOT AN AGENT ANYMORE AND HE WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN.
Idk if it would be the right choice to marry them, but the writers should at least explore it
That's what he said in The Changing Times, and what happened after that? Blackgaard Chronicles, The Search for Whit, NovaCom, Moment of Truth, Best Small Town, The Green Ring Conspiracy, and The Labyrinth. Yeah, sure sounds like he wants to settle down.
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*Highfives MilknEggs*
The Whitaker are too adventuresome at heart. All three of them are agents.
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I agree it's entirely possible for Jason to get on another case.
On the other hand, you people say Jason is too old for Connie.
Well, if he's too old for Connie, wouldn't he be too old to be an agent??
Seriously.
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