101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married

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Oh him... *gags*
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Dwayne Bush? :?

But seriously...he and Connie would make the cutest couple. :P
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If there's 101 reasons Jason can't marry Connie, there's a thousand reason Dwayne can't. Nick though... I could absolutely get behind that. Call me insane (I love compliments) but that's so crazy it could work. But then Nick would have to become Christian, which would spoil his character to an extent.

so far we have 24 reasons...

23. They're plain imcompatible

24. Connie should marry Nick (erm, maybe...) or Jeff (though it would've been best if she'd married Mitch. Sigh.)

25. I'm enjoying all in-law reasons. I have to admit, Jana for a sister in law is something I'd never wish on anyone. But no one has considered the worst of it yet...

Bill. Kendall. Jason's. Father. In. Law.
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Pound Foolish wrote:But then Nick would have to become Christian, which would spoil his character to an extent.
Nick did become a Christian in a issue of Clubhouse, but I think it was after he had left the show. XD
Pound Foolish wrote:Bill. Kendall. Jason's. Father. In. Law.
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Yeah I have to agree with the last one. ;)
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You're perfectly normal, ma'am. :P Not in the least insane.

I wouldn't want Bill Kendall for anyone's father-in-law. I can't even stand him as Connie's dad!
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Just in my general observation, it seems like Connie and Jason will also never be at a consistent point in their lives, where they are actually in a mutual mindset, situation, etc. The whole Jason-is-too-much-Mitch in his whole "he most likely will never be free of past agency stuff" might as well close the issue on its own. It just proves the eventual incompatibility that would be bound to surface almost immediately .
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*applauds Purple Panda*
See it is too inconceivable. Connie would never go for the gun man kind of person.
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What is she, a pacifist? LOL :P She might marry a guy who hauls tire-irons around in his trunk...
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Yeah, or someone who watches romantic comedies... And makes it his life's
goal to inform her about everything "no one" tells her, and explain everything else to her :D
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Hey, she could get married to Simon.
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Simon...I likey the sound of that. He has a gorgeous accent!
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Simon? The only Simon I can think of is Emily's dad, but he doesn't really have an accent, does he?

Reason #26 Connie should steal Emily's dad rather than marry Jason.
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No Simon in A Little Credit Please?
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Now's my chance to prove I can rattle off the full cast of an AIO.

A Little Credit, Please: Jared, Liz, Connie, Mitch, Whit, Trent, Marvin (in a couple cameos) Rodney. I'm not remembering any Simon, though. Could you please tell me what he did?
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Simon was Bernard's apprentice. You forgot Bart and Bernard. A Little Credit, Please was in Album 25, so almost all the kid characters you mention are wrong.
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Oh. I got A Little Credit Please mixed up with It's All About Me. I hide in shame.
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You should be ashamed of yourself. But we are getting off-topic, eh? :P

I have another reason C and J can't tie the knot.

Our club would fall apart. How awful! :twisted:
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Yeah. Also Connie as Jana's sister. Not wise.
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Helios had to bring me back on topic. I am doubly ashamed.

#27 Connie's singing when she tries to get the children to bed would give them nightmares

#28 Connie. Giving. Love. Advice. To. Her. Kids.... Actually, that would be kinda fun.

#29 On the subject of in-laws, Jason would have a new mother in law annually

Best list ever.
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