101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married

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104. Connie will be annoyed every day.
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104: Connie would be a horrible mom for future agents.

I mean please can you imagine how many times she would call them on a mission?
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Alex Jefferson wrote:105. No one likes it that matters.
If someone likes it who is a human created in God's image, then yeah, I'd say they matter. Let's refrain from ad hominem attacks and insults, please.
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106. All successful relationships first or marriage episode was written by Paul McCuster, Connie and Jason's wasn't, but Connie and Jeff's was. (Need proof, here it is. Eugene Katrina, Truth,Trivia, and Trina was written by McCuster, Penny and Wooton, The Green Ring Conspiracy was written by Paul McCuster, Jack and Joanne, For Whom The Wedding Bells Toll was written by Paul McCuster, Mandy and Trent, The Present Long Ago was written by Paul McCuster. I have lots of evidence for this.)
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"The Present Long Ago" was actually written by Bob Hoose, and "The Triangled Web" (technically the first episode of the Lucy/Jack pairing) was written by Marshal Younger. And, incidentally, "Modesty is the Best Policy" (the first episode to feature ship tease for Donna/Jack) was written by Paul McCusker. And the trainwreck that was Connie/Mitch was approved of in a saga that Paul McCusker directly plotted out and oversaw. All of the writers have input on the show's pairings; it's not just one writer going for it and the rest just shrug and let them do their own thing. Everyone meets to discuss ideas for a script, and one person writes it. The fact that one writer happens to be associated with some successful pairings is immaterial.
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Okay, but Present Long Ago is in the future, and I believe Paul wrote your favorite episode, Tiger which is the first present episode that shows it. that leaves only one exeception with Triangled Web. I rest my case.
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Also not true. Nathan Hoobler wrote both "Mum's the Word" and "A Class Reenactment". And once again I question why the person who wrote the episodes matters when the entire staff has input, especially since Paul is no longer on FotF. Correlation does not imply causation.
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I thought this simply went to 101, but anyway
107. Imagine Jason and connie as your grandparents, period.
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108: Rodney is better with Connie.
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Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote:108: Rodney is better with Connie.
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109: JILLIAN'S COMING.
"Let me get this straight. I bet all those non-friends of yours try to embarrass you about your love for that stuff, right? So, you almost feel like you have to hide your treasures away and can only take them out in secret on rainy days when your mom goes to the store to get more liver and nobody is around to berate your sensitive spirit. Is that what you’re saying?" -Jay Smouse
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110: Jules hasn't met Jason yet. Getting married with someone your sister doesn't know,great idea.
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Okay. WHO IS JILLIAN???????????????????????????????????? SERIOUSLY, HELP A GIRL OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She will be Connie and Jules' roommate in Album 65.
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And a romantic interest for Jason tee hee
"Let me get this straight. I bet all those non-friends of yours try to embarrass you about your love for that stuff, right? So, you almost feel like you have to hide your treasures away and can only take them out in secret on rainy days when your mom goes to the store to get more liver and nobody is around to berate your sensitive spirit. Is that what you’re saying?" -Jay Smouse
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111: Jason is giving flowers to Monica. He is already spoken for!
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Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote:111: Jason is giving flowers to Monica. He is already spoken for!
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Finally someone brings this up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done, Monty!

And thanks for answering my question :)
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112: Connie already has Jeff
113: Children growing up in an antique shop, great idea
114: Mr. Grote would put koflax vases in their house
115: This list would be wrong.
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I would have LOVED to grow up in an antique store!!!!
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116: Connie and Whit is better!
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Tbh that's just disturbing...
"Let me get this straight. I bet all those non-friends of yours try to embarrass you about your love for that stuff, right? So, you almost feel like you have to hide your treasures away and can only take them out in secret on rainy days when your mom goes to the store to get more liver and nobody is around to berate your sensitive spirit. Is that what you’re saying?" -Jay Smouse
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