101 Reasons Connie and Jason are NEVER Getting Married
Oh him... *gags*
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Dwayne Bush?
But seriously...he and Connie would make the cutest couple.
But seriously...he and Connie would make the cutest couple.
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If there's 101 reasons Jason can't marry Connie, there's a thousand reason Dwayne can't. Nick though... I could absolutely get behind that. Call me insane (I love compliments) but that's so crazy it could work. But then Nick would have to become Christian, which would spoil his character to an extent.
so far we have 24 reasons...
23. They're plain imcompatible
24. Connie should marry Nick (erm, maybe...) or Jeff (though it would've been best if she'd married Mitch. Sigh.)
25. I'm enjoying all in-law reasons. I have to admit, Jana for a sister in law is something I'd never wish on anyone. But no one has considered the worst of it yet...
Bill. Kendall. Jason's. Father. In. Law.
so far we have 24 reasons...
23. They're plain imcompatible
24. Connie should marry Nick (erm, maybe...) or Jeff (though it would've been best if she'd married Mitch. Sigh.)
25. I'm enjoying all in-law reasons. I have to admit, Jana for a sister in law is something I'd never wish on anyone. But no one has considered the worst of it yet...
Bill. Kendall. Jason's. Father. In. Law.
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
Nick did become a Christian in a issue of Clubhouse, but I think it was after he had left the show. XDPound Foolish wrote:But then Nick would have to become Christian, which would spoil his character to an extent.
Pound Foolish wrote:Bill. Kendall. Jason's. Father. In. Law.
Yeah I have to agree with the last one.
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
You're perfectly normal, ma'am. Not in the least insane.
I wouldn't want Bill Kendall for anyone's father-in-law. I can't even stand him as Connie's dad!
I wouldn't want Bill Kendall for anyone's father-in-law. I can't even stand him as Connie's dad!
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Just in my general observation, it seems like Connie and Jason will also never be at a consistent point in their lives, where they are actually in a mutual mindset, situation, etc. The whole Jason-is-too-much-Mitch in his whole "he most likely will never be free of past agency stuff" might as well close the issue on its own. It just proves the eventual incompatibility that would be bound to surface almost immediately .
“I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”-Sherlock Holmes
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See it is too inconceivable. Connie would never go for the gun man kind of person.
See it is too inconceivable. Connie would never go for the gun man kind of person.
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
What is she, a pacifist? LOL She might marry a guy who hauls tire-irons around in his trunk...
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Yeah, or someone who watches romantic comedies... And makes it his life's
goal to inform her about everything "no one" tells her, and explain everything else to her
goal to inform her about everything "no one" tells her, and explain everything else to her
“I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”-Sherlock Holmes
Hey, she could get married to Simon.
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Simon...I likey the sound of that. He has a gorgeous accent!
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Simon? The only Simon I can think of is Emily's dad, but he doesn't really have an accent, does he?
Reason #26 Connie should steal Emily's dad rather than marry Jason.
Reason #26 Connie should steal Emily's dad rather than marry Jason.
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
No Simon in A Little Credit Please?
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
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Now's my chance to prove I can rattle off the full cast of an AIO.
A Little Credit, Please: Jared, Liz, Connie, Mitch, Whit, Trent, Marvin (in a couple cameos) Rodney. I'm not remembering any Simon, though. Could you please tell me what he did?
A Little Credit, Please: Jared, Liz, Connie, Mitch, Whit, Trent, Marvin (in a couple cameos) Rodney. I'm not remembering any Simon, though. Could you please tell me what he did?
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
Simon was Bernard's apprentice. You forgot Bart and Bernard. A Little Credit, Please was in Album 25, so almost all the kid characters you mention are wrong.
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Oh. I got A Little Credit Please mixed up with It's All About Me. I hide in shame.
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
You should be ashamed of yourself. But we are getting off-topic, eh?
I have another reason C and J can't tie the knot.
Our club would fall apart. How awful!
I have another reason C and J can't tie the knot.
Our club would fall apart. How awful!
Yeah. Also Connie as Jana's sister. Not wise.
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Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
Everyone (Blitz doesn't count) fears ninjas, except for one: I, Ninjahunter
Can you change me from the monster you made me? Monster: Starset
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Helios had to bring me back on topic. I am doubly ashamed.
#27 Connie's singing when she tries to get the children to bed would give them nightmares
#28 Connie. Giving. Love. Advice. To. Her. Kids.... Actually, that would be kinda fun.
#29 On the subject of in-laws, Jason would have a new mother in law annually
Best list ever.
#27 Connie's singing when she tries to get the children to bed would give them nightmares
#28 Connie. Giving. Love. Advice. To. Her. Kids.... Actually, that would be kinda fun.
#29 On the subject of in-laws, Jason would have a new mother in law annually
Best list ever.
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury