Weird poem I made up...

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Weird poem I made up...

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The Anchovy
I used to love pizza with all my might,
Till I got into this terrible plight
Sitting in a can was my idea of relaxation,
I thought it the most ideal vacation.
I lived at the pizza place on the shelf,
And I was pretty content with myself
A boy walked in who was about 8,
Who thought anchovies were simply great.
Well here I am, in his tummy,
My thought of it? It’s really crummy.
"Gotcha covered, big guy!"
-Connie Kendall, The No Factor
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My condolences to the anchovy. XD
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I feel sorry for the person who likes Anchvys
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I also offer my condolences for the anchovy...er..chovies...how many there were in the can... (plain anchovies? This kid needs professional help) :D
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Just 1 anchovie.
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Ewww... who likes anchovies?
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Sameriazx wrote:Ewww... who likes anchovies?
Well... I always say, 'you never know till you've tried it'!
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Well I always say anything that is raw and slimy and fishy is gross.
Great poem BTW.
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