100 Things I Hate, by Mrs. Kramer

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100 Things I Hate, by Mrs. Kramer

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Odysseynerds has completed her list. Do you have a version? https://odysseynerds.wordpress.com/2017 ... gs-i-hate/

Mosquitoes
Poems that don’t rhyme
Flimsy supermarket lettuce
My far-sighted dentist
My near-sighted hairdresser
Cats
Valentines gifts with no candy
Children laughing
Vacuuming
The Channel Five Weatherman with the big teeth
People who leave in the middle of poetry readings
Love songs
Democracy
Exercise
Plastic trophies
Mushrooms
The U.S. Board on Geographic names
Surprises
Pizza with sauce
Art by Picasso
Mr. Potato Head
Green plants
Cosmetic surgery
Violins
Short funerals
Action heroes
Gum under restaurant tables
Irony
The lasagna at Hal’s Diner
Al dente pasta
Fire breathers and fire jugglers
Book clubs
Caricature
Antisocial people
Customer surveys
Licorice
Obscure holidays
People clapping after music performances
Vitamin water
Shopping bags with long handles
Flavored ice cream
The “For Dummies” books
Charity
Waterworld
Timeshares
Fruit in salad
Bass guitar
Camera settings that people never use
Itches in spots you can’t reach
Plastic cups
Yearbook photos
Festivals
Boredom
Microbiology
Useless characters
Films with music
People who hate things for no reason
Conglomerate corporations
Wooton’s window shades
Entrepreneurship
Dull knives
Pistachios that don’t open
Matching dishes
Bull fighting
Poodles
Canned bread
Slow internet
People who take three seats on a bus
Non-free information sites
Free information sites that ask for donations
Coloring books
The middle bathroom stall
Miniature calendars
Opera
Pruny feet
When restaurants forget to include ketchup with your meal
Oversized shrubs
Birds that don’t sing
Comedians
Turbulence
People who guess my age incorrectly
Babies crying
Abbreviations
The Industrial Revolution
Fairies
Small packages of gum
Christmas cards with people on them
Watery gray colors
Group text messages
Rude people
Looking at pictures I’m not in
Confirmation codes
Elevators
Weather
The watery juice out of mustard bottles
Light perfume
People with big noses
Erasers that don’t work
Forgetting to scan my coupons at the checkout counter
Making lists of things I hate
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I am making one Right now! I am on 60 :clap: \:D/
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I love these! :clap:
*Finger guns aggressively*
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Katie10 wrote:I am making one Right now! I am on 60 :clap: \:D/
Wow you are fast!
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Thanks! 70 now.

-- Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:17 pm --

Here it is tell me what you think!


100 things I hate

1 Mosquitoes
2 Poems that don’t rhyme
3 Flimsy supermarket lettuce
4 My far-sighted dentist
5 My near-sighted hairdresser
6 Cats
7 Valentines gifts with no candy
8 Children laughing
9 Vacuuming
10 The Channel Five Weatherman with the big teeth
11 People who leave in the middle of poetry readings
12 Wooten's slide
13 Dogs
14 nosey people
15 Christmas
16 Relatives
17 Halloween
18 Happy people
19 Tv
20 Laughing
21 Hats
22 Phone's
23 Trick toys
24 New movies
25 Junk mail
26 Wootens house
27 Wooten
28 Valentine's
29 love letters
30 kissing
31 Whits end
32 Ice cream
33 Football
34 Toys
35 Fancy things.
36 Makeup
37 Baseball
38 Window Blinds
39 baseball
40 My nearsighted doctor
41 Democracy
42 Public bathrooms
43 When the self checkout beeps at you
44 Little ketchup packets
45 Cute puppy's
46 soccer
47 Picture books
48 Dust
49 Middle names
50 New years day
51 Birthdays
52 Mail boxes
53 Bamboo
54 Rock Formation's
55 Website's that don't have any meaning
56 Cold tea
57 People chewing gum
58 Stinky cheese
59 Flutes
60 People who guess my age incorrectly
61 Baseball
62 Sponge Bob
63 Kittens
64 Party's
65 When the doorbell rings
66 When you get a hair in your food
67 When your soup gets cold
68 Pancakes
69 Rock music
70 Tooth brushes
71 Hair cuts
72 Crying kids
73 Horses
74 Bright colors
75 Computers that don't work
76 Wars
77 Rotten fruit
78 Pokémon'
79 Christmas cards
80 Candy canes
81 Gum under restaurant tables
82 Music stands
83 The weather channel
84 Sheep
85 Traffic cones
86 Rocks in your shoes
87 Gray hair
88 Spicy food
89 Noisy cars
90 Midnight
91 Fire alarms sounding
92 Bathrobes
93 Brunt out light bulbs
94 I phones
95 An I that is dotted with a heart
96 Super bright lights
97 People driving around looking at Christmas lights
98 Pigs
99 Poetry readings
100 Everything
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Katie10 wrote:Thanks! 70 now.

-- Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:17 pm --

Here it is tell me what you think!


100 things I hate

1 Mosquitoes
2 Poems that don’t rhyme
3 Flimsy supermarket lettuce
4 My far-sighted dentist
5 My near-sighted hairdresser
6 Cats
7 Valentines gifts with no candy
8 Children laughing
9 Vacuuming
10 The Channel Five Weatherman with the big teeth
11 People who leave in the middle of poetry readings
12 Wooten's slide
13 Dogs
14 nosey people
15 Christmas
16 Relatives
17 Halloween
18 Happy people
19 Tv
20 Laughing
21 Hats
22 Phone's
23 Trick toys
24 New movies
25 Junk mail
26 Wootens house
27 Wooten
28 Valentine's
29 love letters
30 kissing
31 Whits end
32 Ice cream
33 Football
34 Toys
35 Fancy things.
36 Makeup
37 Baseball
38 Window Blinds
39 baseball
40 My nearsighted doctor
41 Democracy
42 Public bathrooms
43 When the self checkout beeps at you
44 Little ketchup packets
45 Cute puppy's
46 soccer
47 Picture books
48 Dust
49 Middle names
50 New years day
51 Birthdays
52 Mail boxes
53 Bamboo
54 Rock Formation's
55 Website's that don't have any meaning
56 Cold tea
57 People chewing gum
58 Stinky cheese
59 Flutes
60 People who guess my age incorrectly
61 Baseball
62 Sponge Bob
63 Kittens
64 Party's
65 When the doorbell rings
66 When you get a hair in your food
67 When your soup gets cold
68 Pancakes
69 Rock music
70 Tooth brushes
71 Hair cuts
72 Crying kids
73 Horses
74 Bright colors
75 Computers that don't work
76 Wars
77 Rotten fruit
78 Pokémon'
79 Christmas cards
80 Candy canes
81 Gum under restaurant tables
82 Music stands
83 The weather channel
84 Sheep
85 Traffic cones
86 Rocks in your shoes
87 Gray hair
88 Spicy food
89 Noisy cars
90 Midnight
91 Fire alarms sounding
92 Bathrobes
93 Brunt out light bulbs
94 I phones
95 An I that is dotted with a heart
96 Super bright lights
97 People driving around looking at Christmas lights
98 Pigs
99 Poetry readings
100 Everything

So sorry I didn't reply! This is awesome!!
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I read this thread several years ago and actually wrote one of my own...which I haven't posted because I forgot about it. So, here's mine:

1. Mosquitoes
2. Poems that don't rhyme
3. Flimsy supermarket lettuce
4. My farsighted dentist
5. My nearsighted hairdresser
6. Cats
7. Valentine's gifts with no candy
8. Children laughing.
9. Vacuuming
10. The channel 5 weatherman, you know, the one with the big teeth
11. People who leave in the middle of poetry readings
12. Love songs
13. Democracy
14. Chihuahuas
15. Dustpans without brooms
16. Big chunks of salt that you crack a tooth on
17. Flies that land in your drink
18. Wigs
19. Sticky keyboards
20. Sitting next to a sweaty person on the bus
21. Dusting
22. Taking medicine
23. Lawnmowers
24. That one sock you can't find the match for
25. Books that fall apart when you read them
26. Mothballs
27. Candles
28. Carnivals
29. My mailman
30. Squishy couch cushions
31. Getting burned by candle wax
32. Wires
33. Cyber Cafes
34. Sour candy
35. Stepping on fingernail clippings
36. Wheezing
37. Sneezing
38. Whiteboard markers that don't erase
39. Mice
40. When you come back from the store and remember things you didn't buy
41. Greasy French fries
42. Squishy apples
43. Memory foam in shoes that goes flat
44. Foot fungus
45. People ringing my doorbell
46. Tape balls
47. Packing
48. Overdue library books
49. Random stuff
50. The word "Hi"
51. Cleaning the litter box
52. Mockingbirds that mock me
53. Ugly furniture
54. Long fingernails
55. Slow computers
56. People who talk loudly in libraries
57. Cheap pencils
58. Riding in someone else's car
59. Spiders
60. Rusty staples
61. Power outages
62. Cardboard
63. Skydiving
64. Scuba diving
65. Jellybeans
66. Model rockets
67. Cats licking me
68. Spit
69. Caterpillars
70. Gardening
71. Toads
72. Dark clouds
73. Staring kids
74. Hair dye
75. Contact lenses
76. Hairy hair brushes
77. Being wrinkled after taking a bath
78. Paper cuts
79. Dull scissors
80. My age
81. Spy movies
82. Static-y radios
83. Audio drama
84. Dust
85. Shakespeare
86. Dried up nail polish
87. Rotten food
88. Gas stations
89. Water bottles that leak and soak everything
90. Guard dogs
91. Smelly pillows
92. Hot dogs without mustard
93. Chili powder
94. Noisy printers
95. Streaky windows
96. Hot laptops
97. Greasy bacon
98. Lopsided pictures
99. Ticks
100. Making long lists with a certain number of items required
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