The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Agent 86]

*quietly goes to the ERK's side.....*

[Metal15]

WHAT?

You too...?

My poor poor agent...

[Wakko]

Gracious, Bobbymac...what's with the freaky avatar? I mean, blue eyes are kinda pretty in most faces...but not that face!

Changed it for mafia since its middle-earth themed. Trying to figure out a middle earth themed signature too.

[Metal15]

Gollum rocks.

I wish he'd join KRE...

[Whittifer]

Actually, he kinda scares me a bit. But he should join KRE. The more the merrier!

[Metal15]

It'd be nice if Aragorn would join.

[Doll]

It'd be nice if Aragorn would join.

I really like your rank, sir.

[Metal15]

Thank you.

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

*comes back*

[Metal15]

YAY.

Welcome back, you homeschoolin' cowgirl.

[The Old Judge]

I don't think bringing Gollum is a good idea. He only cares about himself. If the ERK had something better suited to his needs, he would jump off our bandwagon in a heartbeat. We could, however, persuade him with the Ring of Power.

[Metal15]

Yeah, I guess. But a Gollum on our side would still be loads of fun. And a bunch of Nazgul would be even MORE fun...

[The Old Judge]

Um, I believe that is a bad idea, due to several reasons:

1). They only have one goal: to find the Ring of Power and return it to Sauron. They'd be too busy doing that to help us in our ERK war.

2). They're angry ghosts that all they do is kill. In my mind they are the harbingers of death, and I don't want to be around that.

3). Technically, they all died when the One Ring was destroyed. Dust and corpses can't be of much use to us.

[Metal15]

I see the logic in that.

However, I was fantasizing about good-guy Nazgul, and not ones that would be bent fully on finding the one ring.

But I guess those kind of Nazgul are hard to come by.

[Blitz]

Nazgul are completely evil. I forgot what their name means but with their name it means bad.

[Metal15]

That wouldn't work at all, then. However, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli would be most helpful in our klub.

[SirWhit]

I think this klub is dying...no posts in three weeks!

[Whittifer]

Well, thank you for being kind enough as to bring it back to life. For that I thank you.

I do think we should plan some events or something. We can't let the ERK have victory over us!

[Metal15]

I'm still trying to get over the loss of most of our members. That, and I'm taking somewhat of a slight break.

Don't worry, though, Whittifer, it ain't over yet...

[Whittifer]

Yes, it was very heart-wrenching to see all those poor, innocent people turn to the dark side.

I am emotionally scarred.