The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Pound Foolish]

Because, Homeschoolcowgirl, well, there are various reasons if you'll please indulge me.

For one thing, what does KRE do? It's no secret. KRE is dedicated to complaining about Emily and the ERK. In other words, it's dedicated to insults. Literally 100% dedicated to them. We have fun making up silly games and contests, whereas they have no purpose except complaining, over and over and over. It's unkind and well, it's hard to see why anyone would join, it seems just plain boring.

For another, it's very closed minded. The majority of people here are against ERK, as I said. In other words, they are against liking Emily. They insist that Emily is annoying and there is no two ways about that. Even though being annoyed is an emotion and thus subjective. Isn't that a bit silly?

And finally, well... It's a club made mainly of middle-teen-aged guys who enjoy insulting a fictional little girl and poking fun at a club celebrating that girl, a club comprised mainly of younger women. Lame.

[Helios]

HomeschoolCowgirl, you can help the guys over there hold up the castle. I'll lend you some virtual gloves to keep from getting splinters (we have wood all over the ground from an earlier demolition)

PF, you're an older teenaged guy (yeah, I know how old you are). You like a little twelve-year-old pip with a squeaky voice...while nothing against that, I just can't let it pass without a verbal assault or two. And besides, with all the snarky comments you make, it's just begging to release my dark side.

[Pound Foolish]

I'm a teenaged guy? Thanks for noticing. You will noticed I carefully said "mainly" both in reference to KRE and ERK.

If there's something wrong with liking tween characters than nobody should be an AIO fan.

Me, make snarky comments? Me?

[Agent 86]

Now, now no violence people, you remember the rules don't you?

Keep all conversations PG-rated:
Basically keep all content appropriate for all ages. This includes both pictures and comments. Watch your language, violence, etc. We have all ages here, please be mindful of that.

[Helios]

Almost an adult, PF. Mind your matters (lol)

Yeah, how could I not notice? When you said you were CUTE? My eyes bugged out at that point and I've been straining after your posts ever since. *snicker snicker*

I said nothing wrong with it. I'm just gonna pester the life oughta ya for it (you'll return the favor, I'm sure). So we're even, nicht wahr?

Yes. YOU. Mister Poundy ma'am, makes snarky comments. Don't stop, my love, I love you for it *gag snicker*

[HomeschoolCowgirl]

* brings large jack to hold up castle*
Hey guys, would this help?

[SirWhit]

I believe it would!

*Starts rapping a la Lights out at Whit's End* (You'll only get it if you've heard that episode)

[Helios]

I intentionally didn't hear that episode, Mr. End.

But I heard the rap.

My dreams will be haunted forever...

[SirWhit]

Yes, true that.

[Helios]

*gasp*

Metal's been gone only three days, and already the pall of death settles over us...

[Audrey]

...
I KNEW this shouldn't have been the first topic on the SS I've looked at.

I just knew it.

I don't know whether to stay 50 feet away at all times or embrace all of you with open arms. xD Personally, I'm a bit conflicted on how I feel about Emily, but I usually take the K.R.E.'s side. *runs away*

[Agent 86]

Come back Audrey! We could use some members!

[SirWhit]

...
I KNEW this shouldn't have been the first topic on the SS I've looked at.

I just knew it.

I don't know whether to stay 50 feet away at all times or embrace all of you with open arms. xD Personally, I'm a bit conflicted on how I feel about Emily, but I usually take the K.R.E.'s side. *runs away*

Hey! Get back here! *Runs after Audrey and trips her with a pair of earbuds*

[Helios]

Audrey, both stay 50 feet away and embrace us....with REALLY long arms. If you join, we'll have two more people than ERK. And actually, KRE isn't so much anti-Emily as anti-ERK. So you don't have to hate Emily....

Much.

BTW, 50 feet is a good blast radius. I'm the resident explosives expert around here, so demolitions will be a bit erratic at times. *grins, then plunks a bag of dynamite over her shoulder and scurries off*

[Metal15]

I'm back!

I wasn't exactly gone a week, but whatev.

-- Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:18 am --

Oh, and btw, Aud, PLEASE join us! We've got Renae, Shtakji, Helios, (and me...XD) the works!

[Agent 86]

And me......

[Helios]

I'm the works? Well, if you mean fireworks, then yes. And you forgot yelsew...he counts too!

BTW, Metal, you said you'd be gone a week. Why the early return? *grins*

[Metal15]

I'm the works? Well, if you mean fireworks, then yes. And you forgot yelsew...he counts too!

BTW, Metal, you said you'd be gone a week. Why the early return? *grins*

Ah, didn't think of him.

I originally thought my fast was gonna be a week, but it turned out only to be 5 days. Which is nice, it felt much longer... XD

[Helios]

Fast? You mean, you're addicted to this or something??? *eyes bug in shock* METAL!!!

Lol, joking. And 5 days is close enough to a week.

[Metal15]

Fast? You mean, you're addicted to this or something??? *eyes bug in shock* METAL!!!

Lol, joking. And 5 days is close enough to a week.

Lol, no. Social networking as a whole, on the other hand...XD