The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

Do you think Matthew is a great character? Absolutely hate Emily? This is the place to discuss AIO characters, from the old to the new!

Classify yourself below.

Emily lover
14
22%
Emily moderate
13
21%
ERK lover
9
14%
ERK moderate
7
11%
I just like contests
8
13%
I just like castles
12
19%
 
Total votes: 63

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Gaberk
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A tutu dance O.o
"You hit the nail on the proverbial head."
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Rosy
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Alright, you did make a few good points, JH. But I strongly take offence to point number #13:
John Henry wrote:13. And many are girls.
Excuussee me? Our membership is somehow invalid because we're girls?!?! What? If that's not what you're saying, then what on earth is the point of bring up that fact that we have a lot of girls?

John Henry wrote: 14. Murderers! You should be arrested by Jacob Isom! I will tell the monkeys to conspire against you. To murder a person? Grab them loyal members of the SS! These guys must be a cult! (note: :D)
I'm guessing you've never seen Toy Story, from which the Death by Monkeys come from. ;)
John Henry wrote: Cookies? Everybody who Hates Emily loves cookies. T.S. threw a rocky-hard one at Smile Ahwile.
If so, here, have a cookie. *hands JH a cookie* I even smeared the frosting so you can't read the "Emily Rules" on it! =D
John Henry wrote: (If KRE wins, the penalty for the ERK members will be to listen to "This is Chad Pearson" 20 times. (Just Kidding))
*sigh* I never liked that episode anyways. Bleh.
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Blitz
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You haven't got snipers.
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Blitz wrote:You haven't got snipers.
I have a lot of snippers.

Some for sewing, some in the kitchen, some for crafts.

Even some that make different patterns when you snip too! :D

Oh...snipers. One "p"...
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Girls like tutus more than guys. Also, you guys are like the Wicked Witch of the West who ordered the Monkeys to grab...you know who.
(note: 11th must come to the ERK and KRE threads (maybe))
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Rosy
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John Henry wrote:Girls like tutus more than guys.
What does this have to do with anything? So what? PF is the one who started the tutu thing. The fact that ERK has more girl members than KRE does not matter. It carries no relevance in which klub is better, and, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm fairly irked that you brought it up at all.
Blitz wrote:You haven't got snipers.
So? We don't need them. We just offer our enemies cookies! Like this one! *cookie flies through the air and splats in Blitz's hair*
hehehehehe
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HomeschoolCowgirl
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Splats? Is this a jello cookie? 'Cause I haven't seen any cookies that would "splat"...
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Blitz
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*Shoots it out of the air*
Now that is why you need snipers. You must have a pretty good arm.
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Emma
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Am I Sammy? I'm not sure.
17) Emily does rule and the KRE definitely doesn't think she rules. So that automatically makes us better.
18) Emily wears green and green is cool!
19) Tutus rule! (I am doing dance class and love tutus!)
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Rosy
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HomeschoolCowgirl wrote:Splats? Is this a jello cookie? 'Cause I haven't seen any cookies that would "splat"...
Splat.. it would have landed frosting-down. Splat.
Blitz wrote:*Shoots it out of the air*
Now that is why you need snipers. You must have a pretty good arm.
Eh, fine, whatever. It was worth a shot.
Sameriazx wrote:Am I Sammy? I'm not sure.
I think PF was talking about Samantha14...but we're just as glad to have you with us. ^_^
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GratiaDei
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*munches a brownie and shoots at Blitz with her green paint cannon*

Snipe at that, Blitz!
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I knew there was another Sam person. There are three Sams. I knew that. :roll:
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Sameriazx wrote:Am I Sammy? I'm not sure.
17) Emily does rule and the KRE definitely doesn't think she rules. So that automatically makes us better.
18) Emily wears green and green is cool!
19) Tutus rule! (I am doing dance class and love tutus!)
17. Emily does not rule. You guys are like Erica is toward Chad Pearson.
18. So - Connie wears green. She wore more green than Emily.
19. To me, tutus awfully stink. Metal thinks tutus are OK for females.
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Blitz
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*Blows a hole in the paint cannon and watches paint cover GD*
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John Henry
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*Shoots at Gratia Dei with a Water pistol* hrhrhrhr :D :P
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Rosy
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*slices through JH's water pistol with her lightsaber*

Haha! *flies away on magic carpet*
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John Henry
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*destroys magic carpet with his portable magic carpet destroyer :twisted: *
*shows Rosy that her lightsaber says "Emily Stinks"*
*Escapes from the ERK headquarters until some KRE member is attacked*

Jamesobie and Wretched Sinner! Leave here quickly! You're not true Emily-lovers! You HATE Emily! If so leave quickly! Run for your life, and don't looook baaackk!!!
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Rosy
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*does a back-flip off the carpet and lands safely on the ground*

*looks at the lightsaber JH wrote "Emily Stinks" on*

I see you found one of my decoy lightsabers. The real one never leaves my side, and it has a built-in shocker if anyone but me (or a few trusted comrades) touches it.

*wipes off fake lightsaber and sets it on a table*
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Blitz
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*Takes aim and shots Rosy's light saber off her side.*
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Rosy
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*shrugs*

*picks it back up and reattaches it*

Even if you did get it away from me, it'd still give you a major shock if you touched it. And no, there's no override. ;)
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