The Soda Shop Message Boards

"Wow, you're an amazing singer!" -Cryin' Brian Dern
"Buck, I am so proud of you for telling the truth." Katrina Meltsner
"So this is what happened in my Inspiration Station Adventure..." -Olivia Parker
"Sorry, I'm so early Whit!" -Connie Kendall
"Miss Kendall! What does this mean?" -Eugene Meltsner

Nice PennyBasset, nice .

"Wow, Rodney, you did really well." Connie
"Quantum physic is defined by..." Wooton
"Oh you are getting robbed. I'll be going the other way." Jason

"I know just what to say to Janna." ~Whit
"Please excuse the mess." ~Bernard
"..." ~Cryin' Bryan Dern
"[Actually, this guy could say anything. Never mind.]." ~Lester

Jack: Lets put video games and healing programs and a Underground Railroad display in Whit's End.
Eugene: 2+2=fish
Connie: Eugene, I understand.
Jason: Connie, will you marry me?

Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote: Jason: Connie, will you marry me?

Nice try Agent.MontyWhittaker, though there hasn't been any indication they can't end up together, therefore, using the possibility of a marriage between them as a joke doesn't actually work. Canon accepts material within the fandom known as valid and official. Jason and Connie aren't dating, true, though on the contrary they aren't sworn enemies either.
Anyways, sorry, rant over.

"I don't feel any spite towards my sister, we've always been best friends, more so than the guys I know." - Monty Whittaker.
"Wooton Bassett? That idiotic mail man? Why would I want to hang out with him?" - Grady McKay
"JARED!!! Get over here! I knew it! It WAS Ronald Reagan who shot J.F Kennedy!" - Sarah Prachett.

"I have faith in humanity" Mrs. Kramer
"News stinks" Ted Humphries
"Penny, I hate you" Wooton
"What's 2+2" Eugene Meltsner

"I think I will stay out of this case. They will figure it out" ~Jason Whitacker

"Lickerish is bad for me, I think I will give it up!" ~Wooton

"You are nice" ~ Jay Smouse

"I believe in Jesus!" ~ Bryan Dern

"Lets put our fingers all over the windows! They are too clean!"~ Bernard Walton
"Sweet stuff? Ewww. I will stick to veggies for now, thanks."~ Wooton
"HELP! How do you find the square root of 12,987?"~ Eugene
"That was a lovely piece by Tchaikovsky, called The 1812 Overture. Next up, we have Minuet in G, by Johann Sebastian Bach."~ Cryin' Bryan Dern

I hate antiques-Jack Allen
My final wish, John Avery, is that an arcade can be built-Jenny Whittaker
Help, I need to learn how to program computers?- Eugene Meltsner

"...so I repent and ask Jesus to come into my life..." -Bill Kendall
"Pff, musicals?! Musicals are stupid! They're so- well- boring." -Barrett
"Uh! Ms. Adelane! I'm the main character in the show? Why don't you give the part to Barrett, he's more talented than I am." -Jay

"Leonard, you have so much potential, it'd be wrong to try and control you. You and Thelma can take over the dig, I'll move north." - Dalton Kearn

"I had another dream last night Jack, about small fires and little pools..." - Jason Whittaker.

"He's on the goofy side. I can tell he means well but it's too much." -Penny Wise on the topic of Wooton.

One these hurt dearly.

"Alex, don't climb up that tower!" - Cal

"Connie, I fully and completely trust your judgement and rules." - Jules

Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote:Eugene: 2+2=fish

Hmm, so we have an ExplodingTNT fan here...


"Wombats are the most adorable of all rodents!" —Wombatman

"Tom, you have got to try this new invention! I just got it in the mail from Veil Industries... —John Wittaker

"Do you have a level 4 password? ... Do you want it? ... Try... 'CLICKETYCLACKCLACKYOGURTCHEESEHAMSANDWICHINYOURFACEMAN'" —AREM

"Mr. Whittaker, why are you sending me on an errand to the cat shelter? You know how much I hate animals." —Renee Carter

"Richard... how can I make this any plainer? Get me Mr. Grote on the phone!" —Regis Blackgaard

"Who wants celery sticks!" —Doris Rathbone

"My parents just told me I need brain surgery..." —Buddy Norman

"Let me help you out, Whit!" —Lester

"Whit, why is there a chinchilla in the Mega-Mix-O-Matic?" —Connie Kendall

"Extra pecans, please!" —Alex Jefferson

"Wilson is a monumental toadie!" —John Whittaker

Okay, so a couple of these may just be my own nonsense. Although, that last one sounds familiar...

Cryin, Bryin, dern here bring you a quick simke four your day and make sure you donate money for the toys for kids!

Okay, everyone, stop what you're doing and take 4 minutes to listen to this forgotten podcast, Official Podcast 45:

I've never heard that one before! That's great!

And...while I'm here...

"Now Buck, do you really think that's a good idea?" -Jules Kendall
"Jay, I've been thinking about you all day, and I just wanted to let you know..." -Priscilla Peterson
"Miss Katrina? Can we please talk about my past and how emotionally scarred it's made me?" -Buck Oliver (Alas, for now, only in my fanfiction)

Oh let's turn our selfs in-Mr. Skint
Oh Eugene I love working with you- Connie
Oh go run away if you fell like its unfair at home- Whit
Oh the windows are dirty how nice- bernard

PennyBassett wrote:"Jay, I've been thinking about you all day, and I just wanted to let you know..." -Priscilla Peterson

YES. YES.