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Being lazy maybe.

Well that is surprisingly untrue.

-- Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:29 pm --

I doubt that any of the people here are lazy.

Emily, the unenjoyable!
Emily, the unsurprising!
Emily, the detective that cheats at her own game!
Emily, the one we all hate!

It isn't good, but it does the works.

Haha, I would think I would know if I am lazy.

Oh, I thought you were talking about other people.

Blitz wrote:Haha, I would think I would know if I am lazy.

And we all know its true. Joking Joking!

There's a certain cult group that thinks they're quite coolish
Led by a male ballerina who goes by Pound Foolish
They lure you in with cupcakes delicious yet ghoulish
Their methods of persuasion are by nature quite cruelish

If this makes you anxious listless depressed
Sad frustrated angry and stressed
Don't jump to conclusions till you've heard the rest
For ERK is just one option and by no means the best

If you're looking for shelter looking for a real home
You've been an outcast a vagabond forever alone
Don't fret don't worry for soon you will see
Your travel expenses are covered by KRE

While slimy ERK is cold heartless and dark
KRE is friendly and always a lark
ERK is a prison KRE a family
And we're infinitely better at writing poetry

ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:There's a certain cult group that thinks they're quite coolish
Led by a male ballerina who goes by Pound Foolish
They lure you in with cupcakes delicious yet ghoulish
Their methods of persuasion are by nature quite cruelish

If this makes you anxious listless depressed
Sad frustrated angry and stressed
Don't jump to conclusions till you've heard the rest
For ERK is just one option and by no means the best

If you're looking for shelter looking for a real home
You've been an outcast a vagabond forever alone
Don't fret don't worry for soon you will see
Your travel expenses are covered by KRE

While slimy ERK is cold heartless and dark
KRE is friendly and always a lark
ERK is a prison KRE a family
And we're infinitely better at writing poetry

This is so funny!!!

WOW!! Good job Arnold!!

Hey, I noticed you were challenging the ERK to a contest. I'll start on a drawing for it.

There are Emily's 3 main qualities: she's boring, she's bossy and she thinks she's way smarter than she really is...

I especially agree with the last. Nice poem Arnold.

ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:There's a certain cult group that thinks they're quite coolish
Led by a male ballerina who goes by Pound Foolish
They lure you in with cupcakes delicious yet ghoulish
Their methods of persuasion are by nature quite cruelish

If this makes you anxious listless depressed
Sad frustrated angry and stressed
Don't jump to conclusions till you've heard the rest
For ERK is just one option and by no means the best

If you're looking for shelter looking for a real home
You've been an outcast a vagabond forever alone
Don't fret don't worry for soon you will see
Your travel expenses are covered by KRE

While slimy ERK is cold heartless and dark
KRE is friendly and always a lark
ERK is a prison KRE a family
And we're infinitely better at writing poetry

This is actually pretty darn good.

Okay, I've finished the drawing. Who wants to see it?
EDIT: I don't even remember if I'm even a part of this club. If not, I want to join.

Umm... last I checked, I think that you were in the E.R.K.

Um alright, then.

I hereby officially resign from the ERK.
I hereby officially join the KRE.
I officially state that Emily is very annoying.

Sameriazx wrote:Um alright, then.

I hereby officially resign from the ERK.
I hereby officially join the KRE.
I officially state that Emily is very annoying.

Yea!!! I agree!

Arnold, GREAT poem!

That made me laugh, Arnold. Thank you for sharing.

Yes, Arnold, we are better at writing poetry! Keep writing more!

I would like to join.