ha ha.The Old Judge wrote:I'm glad I saw that last sentence. I was about to go crazy.
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Oh, come on. When the sequel came out, everybody could go up to the ticket booth with their sisters and say they'd like two tickets for 'me and my honey'.The Old Judge wrote:I'm glad I saw that last sentence. I was about to go crazy.
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boy: Hello I'd like to tickets for 'me and my honey'CreativeThinker101 wrote:Oh, come on. When the sequel came out, everybody could go up to the ticket booth with their sisters and say they'd like two tickets for 'me and my honey'.The Old Judge wrote:I'm glad I saw that last sentence. I was about to go crazy.
Movie ticket seller: okay. For what movie.
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Moviegoer:Me and My Honey
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE?
Moviegoer:ME AND MY HONEY!!!!
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE? YOU WANT TWO TICKETS, I GET IT! ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR HONEY!!!!!!!
Moviegoer:(Light bulb goes on in head) Oh, this is my sister!!!!
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE?
Moviegoer:ME AND MY HONEY!!!!
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE? YOU WANT TWO TICKETS, I GET IT! ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR HONEY!!!!!!!
Moviegoer:(Light bulb goes on in head) Oh, this is my sister!!!!
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Wouldn't the light bulb burn his brain up if it turned on? You know, if I had a hot light bulb in my head, I don't think my brain would be able to make it. Therefore, this scene is completely unrealistic and I refuse to respond to it. But if I were to respond to it, I would add on by having the Box Office Operator say:The Old Judge wrote:Moviegoer:Me and My Honey
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE?
Moviegoer:ME AND MY HONEY!!!!
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE? YOU WANT TWO TICKETS, I GET IT! ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR HONEY!!!!!!!
Moviegoer:(Light bulb goes on in head) Oh, this is my sister!!!!
BOO: What sister? That looks like an ugly lump of hair!
Moviegoer: That's not nice! I'll fight you!
BOO: Are you in The Bones of Wrath?
Moviegoer: No.
BOO: Well, I am. You wanna fight, man?
Moviegoer: Yeah, bring it on!
BOO: You asked for it, you little munchkin!
Moviegoer: Wait, I recognize your voice! You're not a BOO at all! You're Rodney Rathbone! Why are you working at a movie theater?
RR: I'm not. I just knocked out the guy who does.
Moviegoer: Rodney...
RR: What? He said I had a funny voice.
Moviegoer: Was that the first time you were told that?
RR: No. Pop said I did, not that his voice is so great...
Moviegoer: We can't all have fine, upstanding fathers like yours, Rodney.
RR: Wait a minute! You're not a moviegoer at all! You're Alex Jefferson from Just Another AIO Blog in disguise! I really like your website, by the way. I can't wait for the big surprise.
AJ: Gee, thanks.
RR: You're welcome, you're welcome. So what is it?
AJ: What?
RR: The big surprise? What is it?
AJ: Okay, don't tell anyone this but I'm planning to...
So that's it. I've already gone too long anyway. You guys probably don't wanna hear the rest.
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Well, technically, I do want to hear the rest. Also, putting yourself in the story is...unique. Nice publicity stunt.
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Thanks. I hope to get the word out about the big surprise, as you probably know. By the way, this is unrelated, but I just want to know: When is the next Courtroom gonna be up?The Old Judge wrote:Well, technically, I do want to hear the rest. Also, putting yourself in the story is...unique. Nice publicity stunt.
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This reminds me of "Who's on First" Its a comedy routine by Abbot and Costello (really old! Its in black & white) You should really watch it if you want to laugh!The Old Judge wrote:Moviegoer:Me and My Honey
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE?
Moviegoer:ME AND MY HONEY!!!!
Box Office Operator: WHAT MOVIE? YOU WANT TWO TICKETS, I GET IT! ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOUR HONEY!!!!!!!
Moviegoer:(Light bulb goes on in head) Oh, this is my sister!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
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Two of my friends did that for a fine arts competition! It really is hilarious!
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If they paired Betsy with Dr. Blackgaard, it might not be such a bad movie. Maybe the could call it something along the lines of "Of pollen gathering and world takeover". Or, maybe, Betsy could partner with Edwin. "To bee, or not to bee".
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You know how that would go.
Edwin:(gets the script) Me? World-renowned actor Edwin Blackgaard playing the sidekick to an insect?!!! I refuse!!!!!
---Later That Night----
(Edwin sits alone in his theatre. It's do desolate you can hear the crickets chirping.)
Edwin:(To Shakespeare) Shakespeare, I haven't seen a room so empty since, since...
Shakespeare: What, sir?
Edwin: Since my last production of Macbeth.
Shakespeare: Don't be down,sir. You have had many a good night. The town is still talking about your performance as Willy Wonka!
Edwin:(gets the script) Me? World-renowned actor Edwin Blackgaard playing the sidekick to an insect?!!! I refuse!!!!!
---Later That Night----
(Edwin sits alone in his theatre. It's do desolate you can hear the crickets chirping.)
Edwin:(To Shakespeare) Shakespeare, I haven't seen a room so empty since, since...
Shakespeare: What, sir?
Edwin: Since my last production of Macbeth.
Shakespeare: Don't be down,sir. You have had many a good night. The town is still talking about your performance as Willy Wonka!
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Wow. You know Edwin well. That is exactly what he would say. Betsy might be hurt, though.
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Nice.The Old Judge wrote:You know how that would go.
Edwin:(gets the script) Me? World-renowned actor Edwin Blackgaard playing the sidekick to an insect?!!! I refuse!!!!!
---Later That Night----
(Edwin sits alone in his theatre. It's do desolate you can hear the crickets chirping.)
Edwin:(To Shakespeare) Shakespeare, I haven't seen a room so empty since, since...
Shakespeare: What, sir?
Edwin: Since my last production of Macbeth.
Shakespeare: Don't be down,sir. You have had many a good night. The town is still talking about your performance as Willy Wonka!
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Or Beeyond the Hive, were Betsy goes on a great adventure. Somewhere away from her hive.T.S. (myself) wrote:If they paired Betsy with Dr. Blackgaard, it might not be such a bad movie. Maybe the could call it something along the lines of "Of pollen gathering and world takeover". Or, maybe, Betsy could partner with Edwin. "To bee, or not to bee".
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Mister Whittaker, according to the show, is older than radio and older than writing. Well, okay, those were jokes made be kids, so maybe not. I'd say as old as dirt. Okay, sorry, I'm done. Poor Mister Whittaker, I can be so mean. Next topic: do you guys' idea of Penny match her art depiction?
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nah, not really. I guess I didn't really have a picture of her in my mind, but when I saw the picture of her on AIO wiki...well...I guess the picture just didn't seem tho match the voice.Pound Foolish wrote:Mister Whittaker, according to the show, is older than radio and older than writing. Well, okay, those were jokes made be kids, so maybe not. I'd say as old as dirt. Okay, sorry, I'm done. Poor Mister Whittaker, I can be so mean. Next topic: do you guys' idea of Penny match her art depiction?
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