It's PF, come on! Don't take him so seriously. There have been plenty of so called "insults" thrown around here. The ERKers have been addressed as "Emily Loving Tyrants". It took me a little bit to adjust to the weirdness of the klubs, if you have read the ESK/KRE history, you'll know that.John Henry wrote:I know this is sarcasm. Though calling people "despicable, semi-human beings" is not to be said even for sarcasm.
The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

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Such things can only be said by people who really don't get sarcasm.John Henry wrote:I know this is sarcasm. Though calling people "despicable, semi-human beings" is not to be said even for sarcasm.
it's not about 'deserve'. it's about what you believe. and i believe in love
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I should call Rosy a despicable semi-human Emily loving tyrant. 

And since I would know it was in jest, I would laugh it off and continue about my day. 


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It's getting close to the 2000th post!
It sure is.
*snickers at the latest post on the KRE*
What, are you guys going to fill up 16 pages of you doing random army drills?
What, are you guys going to fill up 16 pages of you doing random army drills?

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We might end up doing that.
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Let's come up with as many ways E.R.K. is bettter than K.R.E. as we can!
This ought to be easy...
1. We're better. Period.
2. We have contests.
3. We like Emily. They don't.
4. We wear tutus.
5. The K.R.E. does... well, nothing, mostly.
You take it from here.
This ought to be easy...
1. We're better. Period.
2. We have contests.
3. We like Emily. They don't.
4. We wear tutus.
5. The K.R.E. does... well, nothing, mostly.
You take it from here.

- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!
6. Their last few pages of posts are rather spammy, and I'd say something about it except they wouldn't take me seriously as an avid ERKer.
7. They force their members to do drills and target practice while our members have fun and relax listening to AiO.
8. Their entire klub is dedicated to hating another klub and one single character, whereas our klub is dedicated to enjoying AiO and the characters it offers.
9. Without us, they wouldn't even exist.
10. Instead of shooting at pictures of our enemies, we play games like "Stick the Tutu on Metal"
7. They force their members to do drills and target practice while our members have fun and relax listening to AiO.
8. Their entire klub is dedicated to hating another klub and one single character, whereas our klub is dedicated to enjoying AiO and the characters it offers.
9. Without us, they wouldn't even exist.
10. Instead of shooting at pictures of our enemies, we play games like "Stick the Tutu on Metal"

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There is almost two thousand posts! I wonder who it will be.
You want to play that game? Fine, we'll play that game. 
Armour is better in a physical war, yes, but our members are comfortable in their tutus, because they're not crawling through trenches.
By the way, you do know that lederhosen is actually the traditional wear for men in Germany, right?

You accuse us of being mean and rude, whilst you practice shooting at pictures of our faces. A joking comment about "Death to Emily-haters" is awful and should be punished, but it's somehow okay to pretend you're shooting us? You can't say one is okay and not the other.John Henry wrote:That is not even a reason. That is just opinion. Prove you are better. The ERKers are more rude and mean than the KREs. We have better manners. Liz'Alike and PF must be arrested. You try to kill us with monkeys? Is that better than us? You say "Death to Emily-haters!" That is rude even for sarcasm. I think because of your ideas if Emily Jones were a real character she would join the KRE or at least criticize the ERK..
*coughcoughobsessedcough* Anyways, the contests aren't for KRE members, they're for ERK members. ERK members enjoy them, so that that's why we host them.John Henry wrote: Yeah right, Emily-obcessed contests.
Being in a klub with many girls does not equal acting like one.John Henry wrote: This is actually a reason why the KRE is better. We are more decent. PF is acting like a girl and dressing in girl's clothes. I hate tutus! But, GG was here once and she wore a tutu here. Blitz is wearing armour, and that's better than tutus!.
Armour is better in a physical war, yes, but our members are comfortable in their tutus, because they're not crawling through trenches.
By the way, you do know that lederhosen is actually the traditional wear for men in Germany, right?
*shrugs* You're still not doing much expect making a few pages of "Hey Blitz go crawl through that trench" "Yes, sir" "Hey HomeschoolCowgirl, go shoot those targets" "Yes, sir", etc.John Henry wrote: Not really. Now that Mr. Thinker's back.
So you're admitting that you wouldn't listen to a mod, just because she's a member of a klub? *raises eyebrow* And again, what does our supposed "rudeness" have to do with anything?John Henry wrote:Not really. In fact, you guys are RUDE at times! Blitz and Helios....
Ah. So it's fun having to go through drills because your leader doesn't trust you enough to actually let you do other things? Spies have already come to our klub, and they already left. Besides, what are they going to spy on us doing? Eating cookies?John Henry wrote:We are not forced. We have fun getting drilled. Besides, we need to prove ourselves. What if spies came to your klub? Metal doesn't trust us enough that's all. Mr. Thinker is like your klub though..
I'm the only member, the club is pretty much dead, and is no longer relevant.John Henry wrote: You are the lone member of a Mitch-hating club.
Ah yes. We cause you so much strife as we sit in our beanbags and compete in contests and eat snacks. Who knows what trouble we could cause.John Henry wrote: Because you're a bunch of troublemakers..
Exactly. No, no, I'm kidding. We've never played that game.John Henry wrote:Metal would be insulted.

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Why the mean conflicting posts underseasie and JH? It's not like we need 500 word arguments on either of our threads!
Well, 500 word posts debating KRE verses ERK is better than small spammy posts.
And I wouldn't consider either terribly mean. But if you really want, I'll edit mine.
And I wouldn't consider either terribly mean. But if you really want, I'll edit mine.

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And yet you post on the KRE that JH's is the best post on the thread....Gaberk wrote:Why the mean conflicting posts underseasie and JH? It's not like we need 500 word arguments on either of our threads!
*cough*

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~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
Oh well, if I can't change your mind, you might as well keep your post the way it was.
I said it was good, not that I wanted it there.
I said it was good, not that I wanted it there.
Well, if you think I should then I will.
And I don't really know where else they would go, to be honest.
And I don't really know where else they would go, to be honest.

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A debate thread?
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Yes, Gratia, (missed you) the brownies still meet all of the qualifications to be a thing. In fact, if you would like one, they're chocolate with nice green mint chips. Anyone able to resist?
And agreed, let's hear it for all our wonderful, active members, both old and new.
14. We attacked Whittifer with monkeys.
15. Only we know the Super Secret Tutu dance. Wait, that's NOT a thing. Oh well, I'll make it up. There needs to be a Tutu Dance.
16. We have Underseasie and Sammy.
And agreed, let's hear it for all our wonderful, active members, both old and new.
14. We attacked Whittifer with monkeys.
15. Only we know the Super Secret Tutu dance. Wait, that's NOT a thing. Oh well, I'll make it up. There needs to be a Tutu Dance.
16. We have Underseasie and Sammy.
- "Pound Foolish, I just adoreee arguing with you! Here, have an eyeball."
~Suzy Lou Foolish
As the founder of the E.R.K., may I say: Emily RULES!