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Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:39 am
by Doll
Hey! I've had a fun time tonight in the chat, writing people's life stories. Here are a few examples:

Countess (aka Miss Friendship)
(11:12:33 PM) Belle: Countess, you will get married at age 21, and have 12 kids.
(11:12:57 PM) Belle: Three of them go on to start a nationally recognized charity.
(11:13:21 PM) Belle: However, a scandal erupts when it is revealed that one of their siblings is in jail
(11:13:32 PM) Belle: whether they completed the crime or not, you don't know
(11:13:44 PM) Belle: but your husband dies tragically in a fishing accident
(11:14:06 PM) Belle: you're super lonely and find yourself witnessing on the streets to homeless people
(11:14:13 PM) Belle: you find Wakko and fall deeplessly in love
(11:14:18 PM) Belle: though he is insane, of course
(11:14:26 PM) Belle: and thinks he is a cd player half the time.
(11:14:49 PM) Belle: but after being around you, he gains his mind back, and you get married on a beach in California.
(11:14:58 PM) Belle: but then a year later, he dies.
(11:15:08 PM) Belle: struck with grief, you vow never to marry again
(11:15:17 PM) Belle: and throw yourself into your son's charity
(11:15:46 PM) Belle: you're out helping them with relief when an aftershock hits and kills 10 of your 12 children and their wives/husbands
(11:15:57 PM) Belle: leaving you all your orphaned grandchildren
(11:16:10 PM) Belle: you open an orphanage and take in lots of kids and treat them right
(11:16:19 PM) Belle: and die in your sleep at the age of 102.
(11:16:34 PM) Belle: Outliving all 12 of your kids, and 11 of your grandchildren.
(11:16:40 PM) Belle: But leaving a legacy to be remembered.
Kaida
(11:18:15 PM) Belle: after a few years, you get a degree in culinary arts and open your own bakery.
(11:18:31 PM) Belle: After a few failed attempts, you finally come upon the recipe for the best peach pie in the world
(11:18:39 PM) Belle: it quickly gains popularity.
(11:18:42 PM) Belle: Worldwide.
(11:18:59 PM) Belle: Everyone from everywhere comes to eat it, including many famous food critics.
(11:19:05 PM) Belle: you fall in love with one and marry him.
(11:19:35 PM) Belle: however, a darkness falls upon you, as you accidentally serve 1000 pies with eggs that have been infected with a disease.
(11:20:03 PM) Belle: 50 people die at the hand of your pies, and thousands more vow to never eat another of your pies ever again.
(11:20:14 PM) Belle: Your restaurant looses popularity, and you are forced to close down.
(11:20:34 PM) Belle: and your food critic husband also looses popularity because he endorsed you.
(11:20:52 PM) Belle: you both have a mid-life crisis and decide to become heavy metal rock stars.
(11:21:08 PM) Belle: you begin touring the country and gain a niche.
(11:21:28 PM) Belle: however, you both die tragically in your 40s as your tour bus falls off a cliff.
(11:21:36 PM) Belle: You're survived by your 3 children.
(11:21:39 PM) Belle: Triplets.


Penguin_Mobile (aka Aftershocker)
(11:24:53 PM) The_Author: While attending a science class, you stumble upon what you think is the cure for the flu.
(11:25:06 PM) The_Author: You are amazed and get global recognition
(11:25:15 PM) The_Author: but, they soon discover that it is not a cure.
(11:25:31 PM) The_Author: In fact, it makes people have even worse symptoms than the regular flu
(11:25:44 PM) The_Author: Some 100 people die.
(11:25:51 PM) The_Author: You're thrown in prison for it.
(11:26:13 PM) The_Author: while you're in prison, kaida meets a beautiful shoplifter.
(11:27:37 PM) The_Author: She gets out of jail and kaida tries to set her up with you and you have only ever had glass between you
(11:27:43 PM) The_Author: but you LOVE HER
(11:27:53 PM) The_Author: and then it is reveled that someone SABATOGED YOUR CURE
(11:28:01 PM) The_Author: and gave these people a contaminated sample.
(11:28:06 PM) The_Author: SO THEY TRY TO USE IT AGAIN
(11:28:12 PM) The_Author: AND YOU THINK IT ALL IS WONDERFUL
(11:28:14 PM) The_Author: but it isn't.
(11:28:22 PM) The_Author: even more people die.
(11:28:27 PM) The_Author: you're thrown in prison
(11:28:33 PM) The_Author: and you die of a heart attack
(11:28:37 PM) The_Author: without ever marrying.
(11:28:42 PM) The_Author: at the age of 45.
(11:28:51 PM) The_Author: And your lover goes on to continue shoplifting
(11:28:58 PM) The_Author: because she is in so much grief.
So just ask, and I will create a beautiful life story for you too!

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:15 am
by Woody
I am afraid... But my mother wouldn't ruin my life... would she?

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:41 am
by Blitz
Countess actually sounds the most realistic.

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:47 am
by Miss Friendship
Blitz wrote:Countess actually sounds the most realistic.
ITS REALISTIC THAT I FALL IN LOVE WITH WAKKO? :x :mad:

Or 12 children. -_-

But yes, the part about Wakko believing himself to be a cd player is realistic. :twisted:

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:59 am
by Audrey
Oh goodness. xD Fascinating life stories there...I both want one but am also very worried.

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:46 am
by Blitz
What you don't want a lot of children?

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:47 am
by MnM
You can create a life story for me if you would like! :wacky:
Unless it would be a lot harder to create one for your cousin... so, you can if you want, but you don't ha well too! :yes:

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:28 am
by Mickey
Cool! I want one!

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:53 pm
by Mandy
Oh my goodness. :lol: MF's story is hilarious.

Make me one too. :P

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:05 pm
by Doll
Woody wrote:I am afraid... But my mother wouldn't ruin my life... would she?
Woodrow.
At age 20, you marry the love of your life and move to Ireland.
You have written several books by this point, but they aren't successful, so you decide to try your hand at weaving.
However, you are a terrible weaver, and ruin the threads you've purchased and soon have no money.
You have several kids by this point, and you're afraid they're going to starve, so you beg your mother if you can move in with her. (Your father died right after you moved to Ireland)
She just so happens to be living closeby in England, and would love to spend time with her son and grandkids.
However, on the plane flight home, the plane crashes and half of the passengers are lost, including two of your 3 kids and your wife.
You are distraught and go into grief, the only thing keeping you going is your young disabled daughter.
But at this point, your mother begins to suffer from dementia, and you cannot take care of her and your daughter anymore.
Luckily, your mother has made quite a nest egg from her work with accounting and has enough money to comfortably support her and you and your daughter.
You meet an English lass and fall in love and live many more years, and have 3 more children.
You die peacefully in your sleep at age 90.
Audrey wrote:Oh goodness. xD Fascinating life stories there...I both want one but am also very worried.
Audrey.
You're well into your 30s before you meet a man who fulfills your standards. He's tall, handsome, and sings beautifully.
He also happens to be a major pop star.
Unfortunately, him getting married doesn't bode well among his millions of fans.
Whenever you're around him, you get death threats and you get yelled at. Soon you decide just to stay home from events instead of dealing with that.
However, the allure of the Hollywood life is too much for your husband, and he cheats on you.
The divorce is nasty, but you're happy when you're finally free, and you go back out to work on your career.
Soon you're the CEO of a major fortune 500 company. You have millions of employees and everything you ever wanted.
But then you realize you want a child.
You help fund Countess' orphanage and soon adopt 4 of your own children.
You're finally happy, and die at the age of 60 after a heart attack.
MnM wrote:You can create a life story for me if you would like! :wacky:
Unless it would be a lot harder to create one for your cousin... so, you can if you want, but you don't ha well too! :yes:
MnM.
You go to college and get a degree in history and literature.
You use this degree to get a job teaching history in a fancy high school.
There, you meet your husband, a fellow history teacher.
You get married, and have 8 kids.
But then, someone frames your husband for a crime he didn't commit.
He's thrown in jail and you don't know what you're going to do.
But, in jail, he gains friends and starts teaching the inmates about history and such, and soon the jail has a reputation for the most highly educated inmates in the country.
It's eventually revealed that he was framed, and you both live happily ever after.
Maybe..
Mickey wrote:Cool! I want one!
Mickey.
You become an international cymbals star, and take the world by storm.
Your albums top the charts, and everyone loves you.
You meet a fellow percussionist, and you get married, and have 10 children.
All of them share your affinity for percussion, and you soon have a family band.
However, your popularity soon shrinks after people decide they don't like just the sound of noisy drums anymore.
Soon you are nearly bankrupt.
You and your husband get retail jobs at gas stations.
However, the gas station is robbed one night, and you don't make it out alive.
Your husband lives for many more years, and takes care of your wonderful children.
Mandy wrote:Make me one too. :P
Mandy
You are suddenly sent back in time by a weeping angel.
You find yourself in 1905.
A wealthy family takes you in as their newest maid.
You fall in love with the milkman, unfortunately, you know you will lose your job if you dare to have a relationship with this man.
So, you begin to look for other means of employment.
However, your mistress finds out about this and is heartbroken at your lack of loyalty and fires you right on the spot.
You leave with your few meager belongings and go to the milkman's house to see if he will marry you.
However, it turns out that he doesn't actually love you, he flirts with everyone.
Destitute, you don't know what to do.
A police officer catches you stealing and throws you in prison.
But, he falls in love with you.
He pays for you to get out of jail and you get married and live happily ever after with 9 children.

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:18 pm
by Miss Friendship
WOODY. How sweeeet and sentimental. *wipes away a tear*

Audrey adopts from my orphanage? O.o This is going to require some drastic changes in the future to be sure. :noway:

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:30 pm
by MnM
:lol: Thank you Belle! I love these!

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:37 pm
by Connie G.
Wow. These are cool. I'm afraid to ask.
You didn't have Kaida marry Tim! D: #ThisIsAllWrong

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:14 pm
by Tea Ess
I'm a little nervous, but I'll see how my life goes according to Belle. :P

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:00 am
by Blitz
Okay fine I'll take a life story. If I perish, I perish.

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:07 am
by Novatom
I can't think of any interesting way to say I would like my life story written, so "I would like my life story written" will have to suffice.

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:51 am
by HomeschoolCowgirl
Well, Belle, I suppose you can see how much you know about me... Can you write me up?

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:04 am
by SirWhit
Give me one :?

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 5:09 pm
by NinjaThrowingStar
Belle, dear older SS Sister of mine... Write my life story if you... dare! :mrgreen:

Re: Belle the Author will write your life story!

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 7:11 pm
by sing
I have finally worked up the courage to ask.... :-)
Belle, would you please write my life story?
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