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It was supposed to be duck!

What did one can say to the other can?
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ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:What did the man get at McDonald's?
A cheeseburger.
O_o Is this an anti-joke, or I missing something? :P
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No, you are missing an extremely deep philosophical meditation on the meaning of existence. :P
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ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:What did the man get at McDonald's?
A cheeseburger.
More like a heart attack. \:D/
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Whittifer
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Here's my joke:

A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field. \:D/
Nothing.
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Nice, Whittifer. :P

Also, okay, CT. I will go back and ponder the implications of the riddle.
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What does a groundhog and a zebra have in common?
They both burrow underground... Well except for the zebra..
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Sam: Up on our mountain, where the muffins stink, the boys aren't, and we play music all day long.. xD
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What's pink and green and orange and red and black and blue all over?

A green-wigged pig who just slipped in a puddle of orange juice and then injured himself in a fire while fighting with another pig, resulting in a bloody mess and a char and ash-stained pig, only after a farmer unceremoniously dropped a bucket of blue paint on him.
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Nice Arnold.

What is the most humble profession?
Bankers -- they are constantly looking out for the interest of others. :D
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Ever had a thread like this? Would be interested in hearing your favorite jokes. :) So long as they are actually funny, for instance, try to leave out "Knock Knock" jokes... and nothing that pokes fun at something it shouldn't. I'll start.

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Rookie: "What if it doesn't open?"
Instructor: "That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion."
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Okay so there was a family of tomatoes. There was a Daddy tomato a Mommy tomato and a Baby tomato. The family of tomatoes went on a walk. The baby tomato was going very slow so the daddy tomato turned around jumped on the baby tomato squished him and said Ketchup!

This joke has sooo many good memories, and is in honor of my good friend Adam =)
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:lol:
Another ketchup joke:

The mother Ketchup bottle and the son Ketchup bottle are watching a play in a theater (of other ketchup bottles; this is a ketchup bottle world), when someone gets stabbed, and the mother turns to her son and says "Don't worry! They're only acting! That's not a real knife, and that's not real Ketchup!"
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Whittifer wrote:Here's my joke:

A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field. \:D/
It took me three weeks to figure this out. xD
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Y'all! If Apple makes a car, will it have windows?
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Sameriazx wrote:
Whittifer wrote:Here's my joke:

A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field. \:D/
It took me three weeks to figure this out. xD
...*facepalm* Ily Xzairrrr xD
Bethany Shepard wrote:Y'all! If Apple makes a car, will it have windows?
This was a : :lol: moment and a :roll: moment All in one
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Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to his neighhbor
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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
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Lol Bethanna *dies* You da best xD
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Bethany Shepard
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*Bows*

Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
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I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
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A Blonde, A Redhead, and a Brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie came out and granted them three wishes. The Redhead wished to be at home, as did the Brunette. The Blonde said "Aw, I wish my friends were here."


Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, Nobody knows!


Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.


Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."


There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.



That was my share of blonde jokes for the day.
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