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From Megamind:
Megamind: Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne Ritchi: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

From the dark knight
Joker: I know why you have these little "group therapy" sessions in the middle of the day.......The BATMAN!

Don't even get me started on movie quotes though I have a million

I'm batman,Let the games begin,To bane:if i pull that thing off will it kill you Bane: it would be extremely painful for you

"Can't hear ya' Peach." -Finding Nemo

"You smell like beef and cheese. You're not Santa." - Elf

Nelson S. wrote:"You smell like beef and cheese. You're not Santa." - Elf

Such a funny scene!

yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.

The grandfather in the princess bride

"May the force be with you, Frodo Baggins" - Voldemort

I wonder what will break first.....your body or your spirit.

Bane
The Dark Knight Rises

“My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!” Doug, UP
Carl Fredricksen: Do you want to play a game? It’s called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything.
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
UP

Woody: Look, I just need to get out of here...
Buttercup: [dramatically] There is no way out!
[Woody stares at him in horror]
Buttercup: Just kidding. Door's right over there.
[he points to the door] Toy Story 3
Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence. (Cars 2)
Gru: Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything.
Margo: Uh-ha. What about the floor?
Gru: Yes, you may touch the floor
Margo: What about the air?
Gru: Yes, you may touch the air.
Edith: What about this?
[she holds a ray gun on her hands, the laser sight aimed at Gru]
Gru: Aah! Where did you get that?
Edith: Found it.
[Gru takes it away from her]
Gru: Rule number two: You will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: You will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[makes annoying sound with her cheeks, Gru stops her]
Gru: Very!
Despicable Me

Sorry, I have WAY too many!!!!


[after Po and his gang stop the wolf soldiers from raiding the village]
Bunny Fan: The Dragon Warrior!
Wolf Boss: The panda? That's impossible!
Po: My fist hungers for justice!
[his stomach growls loudly]
Po: That was my...fist.
Kung Fu Panda 2
“Hey, look.”Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word ‘escape’." Dory, Finding Nemo
Patrick Gates: The Statue of Liberty! But which one?
Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?

Ben Gates: Well, would you look at that.
Riley Poole: Oh yeah, it spells "smudge"!

Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
National Treasure 2 (love those movies!)

maradog12 wrote: Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
National Treasure 2 (love those movies!)

funniest NT quote EVER

Wooton Bassett wrote:

maradog12 wrote: Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
National Treasure 2 (love those movies!)

funniest NT quote EVER

Yeah Riley is my fav. character!!!!

maradog12 wrote:

Wooton Bassett wrote:

maradog12 wrote: Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.
National Treasure 2 (love those movies!)

funniest NT quote EVER

Yeah Riley is my fav. character!!!!

Riley is AWESOME! I love national Treasure too!

YEAH, RILEY IS THE BEST CHARACTER

Who? What treasure?

"IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!"
~Despicable Me

LOVE IT!!

from elf

buddy: I'M SINGING!

store maniger: HEY! THERE'S NO SINGING AT THE NORTH POLE!

buddy: yes there is, we do it all the time!

Yay Rylie is awesome!!!!!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Flynn Ryder (Eugene Fitzherbert): I'm not freaking out are you freaking out I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities it posseses how long has it been doing that exactly?

Mr. Wayne: Why do we fall?

Joker: And here we go! (I just randomly say that at the weirdest times; like when it's time to get out of bed I'll say then then I'll jump out of bed)

Amen sista! the last one, i do the same thing, most of the time, only my sister gets it......
(no one will ever understand me!!)
about 99.9999% of what i say is movie quotes,

Mart McFly: Doc, this is heavy!
Dr. Brown: This that word again "heavy", is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?
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"Great SCOTT!"

Garfield: Did you say dish? Lasagna's not a dish, windbag. It's a way of life. A state of being one's perfect achievement. What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims? Lasagna. What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rebel? "Let them eat lasagna." What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? "That's one small slice of lasagna." It's not a dish. It's the stuff of dreams. It's the food of the gods. It's what's for lunch.