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What did one can say to the other can?
What did one can say to the other can?
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ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:What did the man get at McDonald's?
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No, you are missing an extremely deep philosophical meditation on the meaning of existence. 
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
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ArnoldtheRubberDucky wrote:What did the man get at McDonald's?
Here's my joke:
A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field.
A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field.
Nothing.
Nice, Whittifer.
Also, okay, CT. I will go back and ponder the implications of the riddle.
Also, okay, CT. I will go back and ponder the implications of the riddle.
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What does a groundhog and a zebra have in common?
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What's pink and green and orange and red and black and blue all over?
A green-wigged pig who just slipped in a puddle of orange juice and then injured himself in a fire while fighting with another pig, resulting in a bloody mess and a char and ash-stained pig, only after a farmer unceremoniously dropped a bucket of blue paint on him.
A green-wigged pig who just slipped in a puddle of orange juice and then injured himself in a fire while fighting with another pig, resulting in a bloody mess and a char and ash-stained pig, only after a farmer unceremoniously dropped a bucket of blue paint on him.
Sir Arnold, Knight of the Order of Augustine, Debate Vampire
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Nice Arnold.
What is the most humble profession?
What is the most humble profession?
"Musical training is a more potent instrument than any other, for rhythm and harmony find their way into the inner places of the soul... making the soul of one who is rightly educated, graceful" -- Socrates
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Ever had a thread like this? Would be interested in hearing your favorite jokes. 
So long as they are actually funny, for instance, try to leave out "Knock Knock" jokes... and nothing that pokes fun at something it shouldn't. I'll start.
The paratroopers were being instructed on the use of their chutes.
Rookie: "What if it doesn't open?"
Instructor: "That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion."
So long as they are actually funny, for instance, try to leave out "Knock Knock" jokes... and nothing that pokes fun at something it shouldn't. I'll start. The paratroopers were being instructed on the use of their chutes.
Rookie: "What if it doesn't open?"
Instructor: "That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion."
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I am a personal quirk. --Adrian Dreamwalker
AKA Countess Concordia of the Chat, Regalia, and the Queen of Sarcasm
I am a personal quirk. --Adrian Dreamwalker
Okay so there was a family of tomatoes. There was a Daddy tomato a Mommy tomato and a Baby tomato. The family of tomatoes went on a walk. The baby tomato was going very slow so the daddy tomato turned around jumped on the baby tomato squished him and said Ketchup!
This joke has sooo many good memories, and is in honor of my good friend Adam =)
This joke has sooo many good memories, and is in honor of my good friend Adam =)
Fast & Jelly are at it again. This time they face the evil fast clickers. Can fast be faster? Is Jelly too slow to turn them into jelly? Find out this week on Fast & Jelly! --> Penguin
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Happy now?
Another ketchup joke:
The mother Ketchup bottle and the son Ketchup bottle are watching a play in a theater (of other ketchup bottles; this is a ketchup bottle world), when someone gets stabbed, and the mother turns to her son and says "Don't worry! They're only acting! That's not a real knife, and that's not real Ketchup!"
Strength for today, and bright hope for tomorrow.
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It took me three weeks to figure this out. xDWhittifer wrote:Here's my joke:
A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field.
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Y'all! If Apple makes a car, will it have windows?
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
...*facepalm* Ily Xzairrrr xDSameriazx wrote:It took me three weeks to figure this out. xDWhittifer wrote:Here's my joke:
A magic tractor was driving down the road and turned into a field.
This was a :Bethany Shepard wrote:Y'all! If Apple makes a car, will it have windows?
moment and a 
moment All in oneFast & Jelly are at it again. This time they face the evil fast clickers. Can fast be faster? Is Jelly too slow to turn them into jelly? Find out this week on Fast & Jelly! --> Penguin
"update your signature, Paperclip's term ended ages ago" -Swah
Happy now?
Why did the horse cross the road?
Strength for today, and bright hope for tomorrow.
"Why does Connie shower all of the time?" ~CGM_Games
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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
Lol Bethanna *dies* You da best xD
Fast & Jelly are at it again. This time they face the evil fast clickers. Can fast be faster? Is Jelly too slow to turn them into jelly? Find out this week on Fast & Jelly! --> Penguin
"update your signature, Paperclip's term ended ages ago" -Swah
Happy now?
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*Bows*
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
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A Blonde, A Redhead, and a Brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie came out and granted them three wishes. The Redhead wished to be at home, as did the Brunette. The Blonde said "Aw, I wish my friends were here."
Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, Nobody knows!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
That was my share of blonde jokes for the day.
Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, Nobody knows!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
That was my share of blonde jokes for the day.
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish
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