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Yeah, and I thought it was really.... um well.... interesting... and hard on the eyes...

I think that if the joke actually reached from left to right over the entire page (instead of squished together with only a couple of words on each line), it wouldn't appear to be such a long joke. The whole 42 meters is measuring using the 2 inches of space across the page. The joke is still very long though, at over 11,000 words (I counted word for word...twice).

So this is definitely an interesting concept, but very poorly executed. I would love to see someone else to this in a more complex, witty style. (Also more sophisticated, as if the joke were laid out properly, it would be 4 meters, not 42 (I also counted this.))

WS, did you just count the words, or did you use a word counter???
oh my...

There is a total of
*drumroll please*
Words

Natalie P. wrote:WS, did you just count the words, or did you use a word counter???
oh my...

I was kidding that I counted them, I put them into a word counter

Wretched Sinner wrote:

Natalie P. wrote:WS, did you just count the words, or did you use a word counter???
oh my...

I was kissing that I counted them, I put them into a word counter

O_O

Wait, what?

Belle wrote:

Wretched Sinner wrote:

Natalie P. wrote:WS, did you just count the words, or did you use a word counter???
oh my...

I was kissing that I counted them, I put them into a word counter

O_O

Wait, what?

Bahahahahahahaha! Now that was a great typo!!
Great joke WS. one of the best so far! (hahaha jk)

20 Questions for electrical engineers:
Is it bigger than a bread board?

What is a get-out-of-jail-free card?

What does a choir full of cookies sing? Yes, it's corny, and yes, I made it up myself.

This may not work as well as in real life:

Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow w--
MOO!

Then:

Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting pepper
The interrupting pepper who?

A girl tells her friend yesterday was my birthday and I turned 12 next year I will be 14! How is this possible?

I don't get it, Micky.

If her birthday was Dec. 31st, 2013, then on January 1, 2014 she could say, "Yesterday was my birthday".
Since later in this year (Dec. 31, '14) she will turn 13, next year (Dec. 31, '15) she will be 14.

Here's one I made up:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia front porch. Let me in!

I don't get!

Here's one I made up

If you are stuck in a completely cement room how do you get out?

Um... what? Is that an anti-joke, Micky?

What's red and bad for your teeth?
What's green and has wheels?

No your supposed to laugh!

Sorry to disappoint you. . Anti jokes can actually be rather amusing, if they're told right.

What did the duck get at McDonald's

Chickens don't quack (at least, as far as I know). I believe you meant "duck".

What did the man get at McDonald's?