Sure, why not? My life is pretty flexible.

Don't I get a job, too? I wanna help!

Metal! That you would even suggest such a thing as that we can't help them.... Second thought, you're right. :D Here, have some chicken soup to calm down after the beetle incident ( btw, I put ants in it, for protein) Evil ways? Emily is evil? Oh, yes. Of course. :D Emily is evil? How could you eve...

I mean the newbies. The ones that aren't so set in their evil ways. But for the others, we are too late.

Anyway, we shouldn't kill them of blood loss, we should capture them and show them the error of their ways. Just a thought.

That's a bit cruel, don't ya think? I mean, smashing pumpkins on someone's head is different than blood-sucking maggots. Agreed?

Who said anything about a magic carpet? And if it makes you feel better, the pumpkin was rotten.

Sorry, Metal, I just happened to have an extra pumpkin on hand. And I needed somewhere to break it.

Probably, TOJ.

Really, Underseasie!? Now I have to wash my hair! *breaks a pumpkin on Underseasie's head* Ha! How do you feel about that?

Yes that sounds good.

Haven't I told you before, Underseasie? Don't touch me! And I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to TOJ. But about the gold star, I was being sarcastic.

Yay! It's just what I always wanted, it's perfectly right, it's just what I always wanted, a Christmas delight!

Umm... Do we have running water? Or electricity? Or heat? Or air conditioning? Or television? What about computers and laptops? How will we get on the Soda Shop?

Well, then, you get a gold star Underseasie! Congratulations!

Me too, so your picture I politically incorrect. Maybe you should have used pickles, or something else that is disgusting, just like Emily.

By that, you are basically saying you don't have a fort, or a castle, and you are ashamed about it, so you say you have a "secret" castle, right?

Ok after trying very, very hard, I think it says something about liking and not liking chocolate ice cream. If I read it right, we're trying to tell you not to like chocolate ice cream, which would be incorrect, because I like chocolate ice cream.

I can't really read what it says. Please tell me.

P.S. I got my mustached owl back!

Wow, I didn't know we had that many members. But 'tis better for us, I dare say.

I know I'm funny. I'm such a comedian.
I'm still at your disposal.

Whatever you need, Master. I am at your disposal.

Fine by me.

Oh! A war chant would be fun!