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I believe that I'm in love with Katrina [Latrine-a].

It was actually Tigershadow's turn.

Correct, Tigershadow. Your turn.

"and" is correct, "unfortunately this isn't gilligan's island" is correct.

You know, there are good days, and there are days when you feel like your face is backwards.

Prepare yourselves for the unleashing of Audria QAnnedy

Yeah, well technically my great grandmother's wake was livelier than this party

-- Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:53 am --

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Correct! Go ahead, T.S. (yourself)

Apologies, I missed a "th" in there. I edited the post to fix it.

Combining Connie and HSCowgirl's correct answers so far:

"To begin my life with [th] beginning of [m] life [rcll] was born"

Together, you guys almost have the whole thing.

"buy our system, get a free brain shrivel!"--Cal Jordan

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Yeah, it's true, you should read the books!

Okay, it's been over a month and I think that means I can come up with a new one now.

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Is it The One About Trust?

Search For Whit: aids sand end on jeans

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I'm just assuming you missed the W in whit?

"If you find any about meatloaf, it's mine"--Bernard Walton, Prequels of Love

Correct, Tigershadow. Your turn.

"still" is correct. I don't know if you guys realize this, but you're switching around some of the letters in your answers. For example, Micky said "wasn't my fright the", which would come from the letters "wsntmfrghtth"....the actual letters in my clue were "wsmfr...

"if you" smms "give her my love" ndtll "her she" stllwsmfrththpprtn
That's what you got right.

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