Connie Kendall Named Coach


The Odyssey League of Public Sports announced today that the new Coach for the Coyotes will be Connie Kendall, a high-school student and employee of Whit's End.

"This will surprise some of you," Chuck Ahern, head of the league, said. "But we want to demonstrate how diverse and tolerant we are of placing young ladies into traditionally male-dominated positions."

Connie Kendall said she was honored to be chosen by the League. "I'll do my best to bring victory to our team and our town. Most of all, I hope we'll learn teammanship and how to be courteous players, whether we win or lose."

When challenged by Bart Rathbone, a spectator at the announcement, that Connie wasn't qualified to coach because she knew nothing about baseball, Kendall replied that "ignorance certainly hasn't gotten in your way, Bart."

Kendall will take over the reigns of the team immediately. Former Coach Tom Riley had previously resigned due to his responsibilities as Mayor.


This article originally appeared in "The Odyssey Times," a special fictional newspaper produced by Focus on the Family to promote Adventures in Odyssey.


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