Classified Ads
For Sale:
Kirban Carpets. Fine hand-made rugs and carpets made here in
Odyssey from the Middle East. Call 555-9902.
Volunteers Needed: For
the free rabies clinic at the Mulligan farm on the 11th. Call the HTAA at
555-9424.
For Sale: Porridge
Blaster and Techno Trousers. Contact Gromit at 555-WLCE.
Service Offered:
Weddings, parties, any and all special events can be arranged for you! Call
Constance at 555-WHIT.
Free to interested parties:
213 lbs. Kangaroo Chow. No longer needed. Also several lion cub play toys.
Inquire at Connellsville Zoo.
For Sale: Laptop
computer. Great condition. It has served me faithfully. Contact E. Meltsner
at Whit's End.
Bonanza Scratch & Dent
Sale: Fireworks, some barely used. Call the Electric Palace at 555-BART.
Moving Sale! Furniture,
many books, and lots and lots of quality audio/video components. Stop by
before we "bail" out! Call Miss Minion at 555-4667.
For Sale: One
"Transcontinental" model bicycle. Only 3150 highway miles. Call Mike at
555-6459.
Lost: Washing Marchine:
Last seen: On top of my car (when I was bringing it home from the repair
shop on 3rd St.)
If found, call Harlow at 555-6875.
Lost: Blue shirt
Last seen: In the washing machine on top of my car
If found, call Harlow at 555-6875.
Auditions: The
Harlequin Theatre will be holding auditions for the R.E. Blackgaard's new
production of "Fiddler on the Roof" next Tuesday and Wednesday evenings at
7:00 p.m. Please do not bring fiddles.
Needed: Nuclear
meltdown suit. If anyone has a cheap nuclear fusion-safe unit, I need one
desperately. Not that a nuclear meltdown in this area is imminent or
anything . . . although I did feel a shudder . . . Call Glenn at 555-9810.
Lost: 10 feet of rope
Last seen: Around the washing machine on top of my car
If found, call H.D. at 555-6875.
Wanted: Laptop computer
in great condition. Call Katrina at 555-3653 or stop by Holstein's Books.
This
article originally appeared in "The Odyssey Times," a
special fictional newspaper produced by Focus on the Family to promote
Adventures in Odyssey.
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