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Needed: Place to store "stuff." I don't know
where it all came from. It just showed up. Call Joseph Graham at 555-2454.
Help wanted: Build the Novacom for Kids
website. Get paid to watch TV and review our programs! Call 555-NOVA.
Needed: Two participants to test new Room of
Consequence Adventure. Come by Whit's End anytime.
Needed: Some one to help move boxes. Soon
preferable to later. Call Connie at Whit's End. 555-WHIT.
Wanted: Personal paintings for display in
Treasure Room. Exhibit locally. Call Whit's End at 555-WHIT.
For Sale: Miniature Surfboards. Useful for
riding sand dunes with ants. Giant ants not included. Call Dylan at
555-2728.
Needed: Cure for procrastination. I can never
finish anything I sta
Bonanza Scratch and Dent Sale: Fireworks,
some barely used! Call Electric Palace at 555-BART.
For Sale: Banana Manny suit. In perfect
condition, never used. Call Bob Larry at 555-8344.
Needed: Pencil Sharpener repair person.
Mysterious object stuck in electric sharpener. Call 555-NOVA.
Needed: Way to get past level five of
Insectoids. I'll do anything! It's driving me crazy. Call Dylan at 555-2728.
Help wanted. Community relations
representative for Novacom Broadcasting. Call for details. 555-NOVA.
Sale on Yellow Tulips. This week only. Flower
arrangements available. Call Crystal's Gift Shop at 555-7824.
Needed: Window Washing Job at Odyssey
Commerce Building. Must be able to wash windows. Cannot be afraid of
heights.
Needed: Attitude Adjustment. Call Rodney at
555-2278.
BTV Camera Grip. Needs to know what a "grip"
is. Call Bernard at 555-8772.
Wanted: BIG band-aids. Call Hank Foufou at
Foufou's Obedience School, 555-6578.
Coming soon! Free performances of the
greatest works of Shakespeare. Call the Harlequin at 555-2387.
For sale: Executive Pens, Mugs & Calendars
with Novacom/BTV Logos. Cheap! Call Bernard at 555-8978.
Now Available at Whit's End: Gourmet
espresso. Stop by for a try!
Reduced Price! Rathbone's Parachuting
Service. Three jumps for the price of one. If we don't get it right on the
first try, we'll try, try again. Call the Electric Palace at 555-BART.
Needed: People to help me move. No large
boxes! Please call Mitch at 555-5197.
Needed: Exotic animals of all kinds. We can
take any! Call Lisa at 555-7254.
New Odyssey Times reporter. Jerry Phillips
resigned after interview with Harlow Doyle. Call the Times at 555-TIME.
This
article originally appeared in "The Odyssey Times," a
special fictional newspaper produced by Focus on the Family to promote
Adventures in Odyssey.
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