How rich is Wooton Bassett? -Submitted by Alexis

Wooton Bassett is rich. That's all we know. He's probably richer than Nathaniel Graham and the Graham Cracker family. He does have a slide sticking out of his house, but who's to say rich people can't put up a slide for an easy exit ride? You know how easy it would be for people to escape a burning home if they could just jump on a slide and ride away from the flames? They'd probably have a few seconds to grab those valued photo albums and baby videos. I think I'm on to something here!

To tell you the truth, I don't want to know how rich Wooton is. I might get jealous. I might get jealous enough to egg his slide. Now there's an exciting ride!


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