The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Helios]

Ohhkay...that does sound too easy. Shouldn't we do penance or something?

[The Old Judge]

Helios, T.S., how could you?! You all are a disgrace. You, my fellow moderator, have stood up for a year, and you're giving in?! This is an abomination, and it is sickening me. For such betrayal you should lose your moderator powers, and I'm gonna see what I can do about Helios....

[Helios]

Maybe remove my quote from your sig? Oh, I'm so scared.

And it's because T.S. and I are finally seeing the light. Liz is graciously offering to grant us all free comradeship among the ERK, so long as we abandon our KRE ways. What more could one ask for?

[The Old Judge]

Not having three influential members of the board horridly angry at you, perhaps?

[Helios]

Three? I beg pardon, I only see one.

Besides, we'll have Pound Foolish on our side. That should make up for anything other enemies opposed to our little side-swap thing.

[Whittifer]

Um, excuse you, but I happen to be one of the three board members horribly angry at you.

[Metal15]

O_O WHAT IS HAPPENING???

Helios, my trusty explosives expert...A TRAITOR.

[SirWhit]

Whittifer, Metal, read the PM, if you haven't.

[Metal15]

I read that PM, and I say you guys CAN'T JOIN THE ENEMY!!! I don't care how desirable those ERKers seem to be.

[Helios]

Too late, we're already doing it. Ta-ta! And you can trust me, Metal....to break your heart!!! You can't keep me here, you know!

Oh, Whittifer....am SOOOO scared of your wrath.

[Metal15]

*Locks himself in the castle quivering* What's going on??? What's happening??? My whole klub's going cuckoo... :X

[SirWhit]

Metal, metal, metal. You have no right to stop us all from defecting.

[Helios]

Agreed! You never made us sign a contract or anything.

Go on! Hide while you can! I'll find you soon enough....

[Metal15]

Oh yeah?

*Unlocks the safe containing most of the firearms and brandishes a shotgun in each hand*

You're not taking me out.

[Helios]

You forgot...I know this castle inside and out. I installed lots of explosive surprises EVERYWHERE!!! You're mistaken about who's taking who out.

BTW..LOVE my new sig!!!

[Metal15]

Good thing I'm so SLICK about locating explosives and disposing of them.

O_O *Chokes*

[Helios]

Oh, really? I'm the EXPERT. You said so yourself. All you are is...what? Leader who took over cause CT got itchy pants?

Love it, don't ya? It's so....me....

[Metal15]

Hey now, just 'cause you're the "Explosives expert" doesn't mean that I don't know a thing or two about rigging/un-rigging bombs of my own! And I'm THE leader. Emphasis on "THE". The official, the ONLY.

No, I don't love it. I would only like it if you were previously in ERK and left them to join us.

[Helios]

Yeah, you're THE leader. Emphasis on THE, not so much on leader. And I know more than just "a thing or two". I KNOW EVERYTHING. And now ERK will have free access to my knowledge.

Well, dream away! I won't retract my decision to join. ERK is calling me... *smirks*

[Metal15]

You know everything? Does that make you omnipresent? Or sovereign?

Well, hang up the phone! And throw away their number!